Ever faked a story so good that
you even forgot that you’re lying ?

On my wedding day, there’ll be a break where y’all go home and eat,
then come back

Husband’s Massage:

Honey, I Got Hit By A Car Outside Of The Office. Teena Brought Me To Hospital. They have been making tests and X-rays. The blow to my head though is very strong. Will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm , a compound fracture in the left lef and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife’s Response :

Who’s Teena ?

Not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake.
Its been downhill since.

We really go though a lot yaz mara…
other kids are asking for the second graph but
you didn’t even see any question saying you should draw…😂🤣😂.
I hate school.

I’ve realised that South African people don’t really hate Corruption.
What they hate, is when they don’t benefit from it.

If your Girlfriend is not Provoking you Regularly
She is a Pretender..
Real Girlfriend’s Behave like Bullies..!
☝😎

My Dear Sister.
You don’t owe anybody a flat tummy!
Just carry on with that AIRBAG, It’s all yours!!

Ladies how do you respond to a text which says:
“Leave my Man alone”??

I no longer have strength to argue with people
who own phones with removable batteries..!

[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

Some girls eyebrows are as thick as a slice of polony
cut by your unemployed uncle..!