If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae

Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Lead By Example

Gents if you want a girlfriend try those girls
who are always sharing posts…
Most of them are lonely

95% Of Children in S.A are Fatherless
Because Of Thier Mother’s Behaviour

Nobody Keeps in Touch Like A Woman You Promised To Send Money.
They Be Like “Hey Hunny Did You Enjoy Your Day Tomorrow?

People who buy a car & don’t post it online have a PhD in maturity.
As for me i will even park it on your timeline…..
After that I will go by my ex’s house to ask for directions to my place.

When a taxi driver won’t get to where your going,he will stop a taxi for you which will get you to your destination. So in relationships if you won’t get to the promised Land of marriage, please hook us up with the correct people going to the marriage destination as well and we don’t waste each other’s time

TEACHER : If a lion is chasing you,
what would you do?
.
Phiri : I’d jump over the wall.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion jumps over
as well?
.
Phiri : I’d climb a tree.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion climbs the
tree?
.
Phiri : I will jump into the lake and
swim.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion also jumps
into the water and swims after you?
.
Phiri : Sir, are you on my side or
on the lion’s?

Hey My Sisters😍
If You Want Drama In Your Life ,
Date A Guy Who Doesn’t Drink Alcohol.. He Drinks Girls

Dear future wife❤😊…..don’t worry yourself about making kids….I’ll come with them😁
You dont deserve the stress of childbirth

Whoever sold a calculator to my grandmother and told her
it’s a mobile phone your days are numbered