I am not perfect but at least i don’t call pastors and their wives mommy and daddy..!
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You can’t change people, either you accept who they are or start living life without them..! ☝❤
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A man’s ears are SELECTIVE:
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Example:
When a woman says:
This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff are all on the floor,
You will be without clothes If u don’t wash them NOW.
The man’s ears only understands:
bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, NOW
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Otlase Mmoledise Ware Gane Otla Swallow Pride One Day Ago Thome,
Anore Tuu.. Onye
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principal: etlang meeting
Batswadi: reya MMEREKONG
Principal: patelelang bana leeto
Batswadi: ARE BEREKI
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She’s your girl. She’s supposed to be that curious person who wants to know where you are, what you’re doing, and who you’re with so she can have peace of mind.
💙
She’s supposed to be that talkative person who wants to constantly text you throughout the day or call you just to hear your voice.
💛
She’s supposed to be that attentive person who shows you that you are her favorite distraction from everything else that’s going on with her.
💜
She’s supposed to be that affectionate person who likes to kiss you all over the place without caring who’s looking.
💝
She’s supposed to be that jealous person who feels some type of way when she sees you talking a girl a lot.
💗
She’s supposed to be that annoying person who gets mad over little things because every thing you do affects her.
💕
She’s supposed to be that vulnerable person who’s sensitive who everything you say to her.
💟
She’s supposed to be that loving person who puts you before herself. She just hopes you won’t get sick of it one day, because she doesn’t know how to show she cares any other way.
❤💚💛❤💚💛❤💚💛
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Lena Mon Korr Lege Nkare Ake Tsoge Botse Letlo React Kago Tshega…
Coz ke botxisa botse gorr Chips E Winne lea Tshega😕
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Batime Papago Dijo Ka Lehung Okwe Are
“Go Lokile Lerena Bana Barena Batla Hwa
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If u pay me a visit and I go to toilet u must clap your hands until
I come back ..am tired of thieves
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Husband (text): Babe I was in an accident. I got hit by a car. Zinhle took me to the hospital.
I have a dislocated shoulder and the doctors say I may never walk again…
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Wife: Baby, who the hell Zinhle???
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Girls 😂😂😂
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Those people who buzz with a private number
Deserve high five in the face with a brick
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Just Got A Reply From A Slender Girl Whom I Inboxed Before 3 February ..
..
Sorry I’ve Lost Interest it’s Winter🤣 😂
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When you think he’s finished umuzwe esithi
“thwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rent” 😅😅😂
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When you accidentally hit an old lady with a stone
then she picks it up and puts it inside her bag
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My neighbour just bought a microwave 😂
they even warm up artchar before eating
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Until you’re legally married.
don’t live with a man, visit and go back home
so others can visit too!
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