Never force children to Pray😶. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer🙄…
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray💁‍♂️
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc😊
BOY: “Dear Lord😊” he started,
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.🤚
Bless them so they won’t come
again😏. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed😔.This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry😓 and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s
room when daddy is at work😕😖 °°°AMEN😌°°°°
…………………………
Dinner was cancelled

When Your Boss Has No Chill 😂🤣

Charlie : ” Hello Boss !!! I will Be Unable To Come To Work Tomorrow. Due To Heavy Rains , I Live On Island Now 😭

Boss :”Charlie , In Your Job Application You Mentioned Swimming As Your Hobby. See You At Work @7:00am

Alot of you didn’t underline the date in school and it shows by your eyebrows∽∽!

Husband: I lost My Wife , She went shopping and hasn’t come back yet .

Inspector: What is Her height ?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: slim or heal ?

Husband : Not Slim , can be healthy

Inspector: colour of eyes ?

Husband: never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Husband: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing ?

Husband: Not Sure Whether it was a dress or a suit

Inspector: Was She Driving ?

Husband: Yes

Inspector: Colour of the car ?

Husband: Black Audi A8 With supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode… And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes on the front left door….. And the husband started crying…

Inspector: Don’t Worry Sir …We Will Find your car

Joke Of The Year 😂🤣

Husband And His Wife Went For Divorce At Court .

Judge: You Have Three Kids …. How Will You Divide Them ??

They Had Long Discussion With His Wife And Said” Ok…Sir We Will Come next Year with One More ”

Joke Doesn’t End Here …. 9 Months later ….. They Got Twins

Why Did I Get Divorced ?

Well , Last Week Was My Birthday

My wife didn’t Wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said:”Happy birthday, Boss “I felt so special.

She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, She invited me to her apartment.

We went there and she said,”Do You Mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute !?”

“Okay”, I said . She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake , My wife , my parents, my kids, my friends , and my colleagues all Yelling ,” Suprise !!!” While I Was Waiting On Sofa ….Naked

A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*..

“I Will Never Cheat On You”
I think this sentence was made in China..!

Black people will never believe that you’re sick
until you refuse delicious food…

Disadvantage of sleeping With The same Person is That
You will end Up Running Out Of Underwears..!

No matter how comfortable you are…
Never ever and ever go to your boyfriend’s place
unannounced please..!

Nothing Is Painful Like A Lecturer Standing Behind You In An Exam Hall
And Says: “Some People Are Writing Nonsense” mxm!