A girl asked me if Kaizer Chiefs is a series.
I asked her why & she replied “Cos their fans are always waiting for next season.

I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT…
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on the left..

I look at some people sometimes and ask myself
“Who will kiss this one

My fiancee and I love each other very well.
We plan to get married soon.
One day she visited, we had a little
misunderstanding.
For me to teach her a small lesson, i concluded that
i wont call her on phone for 4days. 3 days passed, i didn’t call her and she didn’t care to
call me nor text.
I became worried and was meditating
“Does it mean she doesn’t want me again? She no
longer miss me. Not even a text. No this unlike her.
I can’t afford to loos her, I think i should better stop all this nonsense and call her before it becomes too
late”
As i was still medicating, my phone ranged and
behold it was her calling.
I became relieved with so much joy in my hearth.
In order not to make it look as if i had been waiting for her to call first, i ignored the call.
5min later, she called again and i ignored it.
She called 10 consecutive times but i ignored all.
she then sent me a text “Baby am sorry, please
forgive me. I love u”.
My head got swollen after reading the text. But still no reply from me.
She sent another text and Series of them
throughout the day and at night but i ignored all.
I was just waiting for tomorrow which will make it
4days before i will give her a reply.
Tomorrow came, and i was about calling her before i received another text from her.
“Hi baby, I have called you more than 30times with
about 15 text messages but you ignored all. I will
call you for the last time now. And if you don’t
answer, then its OVER between us. And please don’t
boarder to call me later because i will NEVER EVER accept you again.”
As soon as i finished reading the text, her call came
in.
I hurriedly press the answer button but the phone
kept on ringing.
I pressed again, no way That’s when it was done on me that my phone was
hanging
I pressed and pressed and pressed but no response.
Out of frustration, i hit the phone on the floor.
Guess the name of the phone i was using

The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject
And parents will be blaming us for failing
They don’t know wat we’re facing in front of us every school day

You are not black enough if the night before a school trip
you don’t dream about the bus leaving you behind.

Undertaker was such a dramatic guy ,
I mean who rolls his Eyes during a Wrestling match

Ex: “Hey.”
Me: “FNB.”
Ex: “Huh?”
Me: “How can I help you?”

Ex: “How is your new relationship?”
Me: “Checkers”
Ex: “What?”
Me: “We getting better and better.”

Ex: “I still love you.”
Me: “Standard bank.”
Ex: “What?”
Me: “I am moving forward.”

Ex: “Can we atleast talk later?”
Me: “Legal Wise.”
Ex: “Huh?”
Me: “Don’t talk to me, talk to my lawyer.”

Ex: “When can I see you?”
Me: “John Cena.”
Ex: “John Cena?”
Me: “Yes. You can’t see me.”

Ex: “I give up!”
Me: “White Star.”
Ex: “Huh?”
Me: “The clever choice.”

A black person will buy a dog and
have the courage to name it spider

Slay Queens Be Adding
Flowers To Their Heads
Paying Tribute To Their Dead Brains

I think dishes should grow up and wash themselves

if alcohol doesn’t make you happy then you’re the problem