والله ما اذيناهم بشق تمرة، لكنهم اذونا بالقدر الذي لا قدر لهُ.
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خطيئة الرجل تعادل خطيئة المرأة ! لن يقف احد يوماً امام الله و يقول له انا ذكر فاغفر لي
استعدادات التعلّم عن بُعد للأمهات 🤭🤭🤭
لا يمكنك إجبار قلب على دخول مكان لا يُريده ..👌
الأيدي المتسخة تدل على نظافة المال المكتسب
نحن تتغير لسببين : اما أننا تعلمنا بما يكفي لنرغب بذلك ، اما أننا تأذينا بما يكفي لنضطر الى ذالك ☁️
ﻻ ﺗﻔﻘﺪ ﺍﻷﻣﻞ. ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺗﻐﺮﺏ
.ﺍﻟﺸﻤﺲ ، ﺗﺨﺮﺝ ﺍﻟﻨﺠﻮﻡ
” **كُن شخصًا جيدًا ولكن لاتضيع وقتك في محاولة اثبات ذلك “🌸♥️*
Ize yamluma uMfundisi wethu inja elibele ukuthi: “Ukuthula enjeni!” engabe uthe fusegi.
Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
Sibadala for meeting up emakhoneni. If you wanna get to know me, let’s go to a certain restaurant. Ungikhohlise while ngihlafuna ama-ribs at least
Bashonaphi labo bhuti ababesifica sizidlalela kamnandi, bafike bathi: “Sbanibani, uyamsaba lo?” Besho bekhomba umngani wakho odlala naye.
Uphendule uthi: “Angimsabi.” Qede babuze lo mngani wakho ukuthi yena uyakusaba yini, uma ethi akakusabi bese kuthiwa yilwani. 😐 😢
Ziphi lezo zinja ezazisiqhatha? 😡
Ngikhulile manje ngifuna ukuziphindiselela kubo.
In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Two minutes of kissing😘 and you are already breathing like a second hand Generator… And I wonder why you are single*😂😂😂😂
*Since I was born and now I am getting old I av never dated a Girl that ever asked Me to buy her Bible or Qur’an before?😏,*
*All their National Anthem is Buy Me a phone ,* *Buy Me Airtime,* *Help me with cash it’s Urgent.*
Omunye ngamshaya wacishe wafa emcimbini wakubo engiqambela amanga ethi sengidlile.