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A mom visits her son🙂 for dinner who lives with a girl 🙄as a roommate😶. When they were eating, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was😐. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious🤔. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact😑, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.🤨 Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking😆, but I assure you, we are just roommates💁‍♂️.” About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate💁‍♀️. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you😐? He said, “Well I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure😕!”
He sat down and wrote,😆

Dear mom,😊
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing.🙄 I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house🙂, and I’m not saying that you didn’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.😶
Love,
Your son.🙂

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which
read:😁

Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate😑, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her✋: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.💁‍♀️
Love,
Mom😅



I just Smoked Weed for the first time And Nothing Happened.
Anyway, I Saw My Father Fighting With My Papa In Front Of My Dad

Dear Men

When we give our girlfriends R500 to do their hair,
please lets add R250 lunch money, it gets very full at the salon.

Pitso ::Baby forgive me beer🍺
Her ::Oreng wena??😹
Pitso ::Kerr ntshwarele biri maan


she changes her surname💛
💛she changes her home💛
💛she leaves her family💛
💛she moves in with you💛
💛she builds a home with you💛
💛she gets pregnant for you💛
💛her pregnancy changes her body for you💛
💛she gets fat for you💛
💛She almost gave up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth for you💛
💛even the kids she delivers bear your name, till the day she dies everything she does for you💛
💛I respect and love every woman who’s reading here💛

❤God bless you❤🙏

That awkward moment when you are chatting with beautiful girl😍 at a wedding👫 and your mum comes and tells you,
“Pour that rice in a plastic and take it home😌.
That will be your Supper


When I joined the gym, they said I would see changes within weeks. It’s been 6 months now and I haven’t seen any changes. I guess it’s time I go there personally and check what the problem is


I’ve text most of the people on my phone asking what IDK means…
They all said I don’t know! Nobody knows. What does it mean guys?

My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting “when i grow up…”
what else do you want to grow? Horns?

Some girls are wicked😏,
I told my girlfriend that “I can die for you”
and she said “Prove it’


Girls this thing of glowing after a break up is not fair 😭😭
actually is not allowed


Nywe nywe South Africa doesn’t have animals🐒🐎🐃🐄🐆🐅🐗🐘🐀🐍🐸🐲🐉
Bo koketso , nthabi , lebogang, kedibone, refilwe keding kganthe?

Buy One Get One >>
When things go wrong…
When sadness fills up your heart…
When tears roll down your eyes…
Please inform me…
Because my friend sells tissues –
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!


I miss the days of asking my parents can I go out
Now I ask my wallet
And it always says No

if Everyone On Facebook Was Acting Matured Like You , Many Would Die Of Depression .. So Appreciate Those That Sacrifice Their image To Act Childish Just To Put A Smile On Someone’s Face , People Are Going Through A Lot Out There.

If you’ve never met abo: corndrink, sektember, sunthing, busimess, miss meat, bes certificate, then you don’t know people