You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says
“Let me focus on my Studies”..!

Teacher: What Is Teaspoon?
Matshidiso: Is A Transport Of Food

You buy your P30, we buy clothes, we dress & look nice, we borrow your phone & take pictures, we send them to your Mobicel & Life goes on..!

Women don’t see it when they’re being rejected, they just say:
“The dude has poor communication skills”..

Dear Death
English Says”Ladies First” Plz Follow That Rule Too

Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke
.
What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back

Mr Mapfumo Sinkie came back from the mine where he works, very sad and stress.
Wife: Daddy what’s wrong?
Mr Sinkie: eish Honey all people I work with are all dead.
Wife: What happened?
Mr Sinkie: Lift cables were cut and lift lost control and kill all of them.
Wife: And how did you survive?
Mr Sinkie:I had gone to toilet and when I came back they were all gone.
Wife: Wow God is great
Mr Sinkie: Each family of those people are going to receive R10 million.
Wife: Aah!!! Fock maan you mean i’ve lost R10 million because of your sh**t?

One word for her?

Welcome to our 21st century.
Our Phones – Wireless
Cooking – Fireless
Cars- Keyless
Food – Fatless
Dress- Sleeveless
Youth- Jobless
Government- Useless
Leaders- Shameless
Relationship- Meaningless
Attitude- Careless
Wives- Fearless
Feelings- Heartless
Education- Valueless
Children- Mannerless

Everything is becoming Less but still, our hopes are endless. In fact I am speechless