Did I get left on read ?? Yes
Am I going to delete the conversation and pretend it never happened ?? Yes
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Jealousy can make an African girlfriend read all the 400 comments on her boyfriend’s post & check their profiles..!
Nywe nywe nywe ” You stole my post ” voetsek we have differnt friends , my friends need to laugh too
The way kubanda ngakhona ngicabanga nokuya kasathane👺ngiyo wothela lomlilo🔥 bese ngiyabuya
I wonder why there Is a fence at the zoo
I mean who would steal a lion
Tσ∂αү ι αsкε∂ мү ωιғε тσ gιvε мε я390 тσ вυү α cσυρℓε σғ вεεяs…
тяυℓү sρεαкιηg ι’м тнαт σηε gυү ωнσ нαтεs вαтнιηg sσ мү ωιғε sαι∂ sнε’ℓℓ gιvε тнε мσηεү ση σηε cση∂ιтισηsнε
She sαι∂ “gσ вαтн” ι нαvε αℓяεα∂ү ρυт sσмε ωαям ωαтεя ιη тнε вαтн ” ι ωεηт ιη тнεяε αη∂ αρρℓιε∂ sσмε vαsεℓιηε ση мү вσ∂ү αη∂ тнεη ∂σ мү σωη sтυғғ’s.
αғтεя ғεω мιηυтεs ℓαтεя , ι яυsнε∂ συт ωнεяε sнε ωαs sιттιηg ωιтн кι∂’s αη∂ sαү ” ι’м ∂σηε вαтнιηg, ωнεяε’s мү мσηεү ?”тнεү αℓℓ ℓσσкε∂ αт мε αη∂ sтαятε∂ ℓαυgнιηg🤣
ι ωαs vεяү sυяρяιsε∂ αη∂ gεттιηg αηgяү αт тнε saмε тιмε тнεη σηε σғ мү кι∂’s sαι∂ ” үσυ cℓεαяℓү ∂ι∂η’т вαтн ∂α∂, вεcαυsε тнε мσηεү ιs яιgнт υη∂εя тнε sσαρ “
My Dog Is Very Useless We Were Both Chased By Another Dog
Facebook got 50year old women saying they are single because they haven’t met the right guy. You gonna meet him soon, his name is Jesus
One day I visited a friend of mine,Thomas, who is blind.And because it was night he did something that taught me alot.
Upon entering the house Thomas switched on the light.
And I asked him “Thomas,why did you put on the light yet you can’t see?”………,……………….Thomas laughed for a long time,swithed off the light and went to the kitchen,after a short while he came with a pot of tea and eggs,placed them perfectly well on the table and switched on the light again
What Thomas said made me shed tears bcos he said,
“Donny! I did not put on the light for my own sake,I did it for you for you needed it since you are not blind like me”. Then he asked me, “Donny!!How many times have you switched off the light for other people and denied them an opportunity to see light just bcos you yourself do not need it?”
I ask you the same question today,How many times have you put off your lights and denied others an opportunity to see the light while they are in darkness???
May God help us to put on light for others that they can see.
Why would you let your accounts grow to millions while your brother’s child is going barefooted, why would you put clothes you don’t wear in the closet while someone out there is almost going naked.Why would food rot in your house while there is someone out there sleeping hungry.That is equivalent to putting off a bulb in the dark.
Have a blessed day as you turn on the lights you’ve switched off
जो लड़कियां Real में Cute हुआ करती थी वो तो सारी Tik_Tok पर चली गई
और जो भूतनी Type की है वो अभी भी FB , Whatsap, Telegram पर पैर पसारे बैठी है
A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church…….the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God. Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor………eish; tell him yourself, I don’t want to lie in church”
Painful memory……
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days since umuntu othengisa amafreezits entumbane complex wabaleka le change yami
*Why MEN are important ??*👨🏻
1. You can’t spell (Madam)👩🏻
without the (Adam)👨🏻in it
2. Neither can you spell (Woman) 👩🏻
without the (Man)👨🏻
3. You also cannot spell (Female)👩🏻
without the (Male)👨🏻
4. Nor spell (She)👩🏻
without the (He)👨🏻
5. You most definitely cannot spell (Mrs)👩🏻
without the (Mr)👨🏻
6. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say (Amen) �
and not (A-women)…
*Dedicated to All Wonderful MEN*😄
*HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN’S DAY*
WHO ARE U DECEIVING ?
You got angry in church and stopped being the member of the choir, left ushering, stopped sanctuary cleaning and every other work you were doing in church.
Eventually you’ve stopped going to the church because someone spoke to you in a way you didn’t like…
Most of the messages from the pulpit was against you from your opinion…
Nobody called you when you were sick because according to you, “they do not love or care in the church…”
But pls excuse me…
You’ve not stopped working for the boss who insults you most of the time, neither have you stopped work because your colleagues spoke ill of you… (Money was the reason)
When you were sick, you didn’t wait for your boss to call you or look for you at work. Rather, you called and told him about your present condition. No complaint about him not visiting you (Fear of query or loss of the job)
Do you remember that at school, your teachers, your schoolmates and or even your best friends offended you, yet you didn’t stop schooling..
You can easily miss Church but not lectures because the lecturer will take attendance which counts in assessment
You can be late with your appointment with God at Church but you will be extra early for your visa interview at the embassy… �
Who are you deceiving?
I don’t blame you too much. Maybe you don’t know or you don’t have adequate revelation about Church…
Please, Hear Me! Church is not a “No Offense Club” where all things must be done to please you and you alone.
What have you done in church for the good of others?
According to Scripture the first knowledge everybody must have about Church is that… It’s The House Of God and The Gate of Heaven…
Genesis 28:17…
Your service to God must be with reverential fear, honor and respect.
God is watching… � _
Change your attitude.
Please Share with your friends and let’s effect a positive change for God
Double heart attack message from my wife to me today:
1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.
2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you!
The population of females in the world is more than twice the population of males, yet every girl has a boyfriend.*