Just when you’re chilling NICELY at home n you’re about to eat 🍴
Then comes in an SMS saying IT’S OVER

I think i need a baby, I’m not motivated enough 😤 i need to do it for my son

I want a crazy and strong wife whereby if we start fighting,
the loser will have to prepare dinner and wash plates..

If u have problem with ur man dont come
online and make other ladies think all men
are dogs, carry ur own dog to the vet

if You Are Still Dating Your Babydaddy 🙄 , it’s Only You And Your Grandmother Who Know What You Did To That Poor Guy.

We are just a sad generation with happy pictures😭

Speak up young people!!!

They should have allowed me to study Medicine with my 30% in Maths. I was only going to focus on small sicknesses like Headache and flu etc

I want to be rich to an extent that when my wife starts and argument, I hit the table and say: You know what, Let’s go and argue in Dubai!

7 Facts About Girls
1. “K” – Means They’re Bored
2. “Mhm” – Means They’re Mad
3. “Ohh Okay” – means They’re
Dissapointed
4. “No M Fine ” – They’re Not Fine Bruh
5. “Um So Sorry” – That means they
Actually Feel bad
6. “Are u Angry at me”? – They need
Attention
7. “I Love You ” – They Normally Mean
It
True or False..

This my Dad ….
Me: Hello daddy
Dad: Yes, how are you?
Me: Fine, I just called to greet you
Dad: I don’t have money.

If you hate someone, Please hate him/her
alone. Don’t recruit other people to hate
him/her with you.That’s witchcraft.

Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen
meat without chewing because you
thought someone was coming

Dear bae
● Laѕт Weeĸ I bought KFC you made it
Cнιcĸen Sтew, I kept quiet
● I bought Pιzza you spread Peanυт Bυттer
and Raмa, I kept quiet.
● Yesterday you poured Rιce Mayonnaιѕe
and Toмaтo Saυce while it’s still on a
Stove! Still I kept quiet.
●Today i forgot my phone at home, I came
back only to find 30 Mιѕѕed Callѕ Froм Yoυ,
when I ask what you wanted! You said
you wanted to tell me that I left my Pнone!
Aowa I’m done with you hey, Iт’ѕ Over
Sтrυυ!!

Whites: No buddy you bought the wrong
beer.
Blacks: I said come with Heineken, you
came back with your mom.
But Blacks why do you really have to
mention our parents where is not even
necessary?

Can’t wait until my best friend gets married because
I believe I’m gonna give the greatest speech
that’ll leave them crying for 4years.