My brother if she doesn’t disturb you 🤯, annoys you 🤦 or give you any headache🤒 then she is not the one🤭….real girlfriends💏 act like Demons🧟🤞 some even act like witches from Malawi.

Roll on – 48 hours protection
Body lotion – 48 hours protection

That is why I bath once after 2 days

Me: Borrow Me A Pen🖊
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Her: How Do You Come To School Without A Pen?🖊
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Me: I Use A Bus

The reason I don’t eat rice when i am visiting people is because they put their phones in rice to dry them when they fall in toilet water.

Your boyfriend when he show us your photos he start by saying ‘
but please guys don’t laugh’..

{A Married Man’s Prayer}
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Dear God🙏, You Gave Me Childhood, You Took It Away😭 ,
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You Gave Me Youth, You Took I t Away😭.
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You Gave Me A Wife😒, It’s Been Years Now😳..!!
Just Reminding You..!

Don’t let anybody tell you that you’re ugly🐸, I mean you’re ugly🐸 but don’t allow someone to remind you..!

Beauty has left the eyes of the beholder it is now in the hands of the make up artist..!

The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!