Her : Babe Nangu lomfana owangishaya 😔
Me : Manje Umemezelani , Ufuna Ashaye nami
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My brother if she doesn’t disturb you 🤯, annoys you 🤦 or give you any headache🤒 then she is not the one🤭….real girlfriends💏 act like Demons🧟🤞 some even act like witches from Malawi.
Roll on – 48 hours protection
Body lotion – 48 hours protection
That is why I bath once after 2 days
Me: Borrow Me A Pen🖊
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Her: How Do You Come To School Without A Pen?🖊
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Me: I Use A Bus
Okungama 2000 ngiyakubuka nje kujabulela u VusiNova thina simazi kudala esawu Vusi Ximba esacula lengoma ethi “isalukazi sigcoba iglecerina Kant ebusuku sijola nabafana”
The reason I don’t eat rice when i am visiting people is because they put their phones in rice to dry them when they fall in toilet water.
Never leave the one you love, for the one you like,
because the one you like will leave you for the one they love..!
Shesha geza siye ku uLink ziyakhipha ku Academic Record. Ohh woza
Your boyfriend when he show us your photos he start by saying ‘
but please guys don’t laugh’..
Eyakho yonke baby noma ungaze uyikhothe”
Is very important mawupha umtwana iDanone.
{A Married Man’s Prayer}
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Dear God🙏, You Gave Me Childhood, You Took It Away😭 ,
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You Gave Me Youth, You Took I t Away😭.
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You Gave Me A Wife😒, It’s Been Years Now😳..!!
Just Reminding You..!
Don’t let anybody tell you that you’re ugly🐸, I mean you’re ugly🐸 but don’t allow someone to remind you..!
Beauty has left the eyes of the beholder it is now in the hands of the make up artist..!
Nkao Dumedisa Botse Ka Smile Geo Feta Kare “Lerete”
A break from someone will either make you realize how much you truly miss/love them or How much peace you have without them..!
The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!