Refusing to send Transport Money has made some guys👮 to lose their future wives👧. My brother, Be wise and send that money now

Girls did you know that these boys when they inbox 📥 us it took a long process? They go through our Profile pics to check if we’re approachable, to check if we’re at the same level. After that they go to inbox and type📼 “Hi” n they stop for 2mins meditating🙀 if they can post it or not, they delete❌it and log out thinking if they can come up with good approach. After some few hours⌚ they consolidate✊ themselves n say now am going to talk to her, they log in n come straight to your acc n look at your pic for 3mins thinking, they cancel it and they go to check their notifications 🔔, they leave their Facebook online n do something for 15mins, they come back n notice that you’re online they log out again coz they think they’re being watched. They log in n check their notifications 🔔again for 30sec n they come back to ur acc n notice that you’ve logged out, they boost their confidence n they type “Hello Beautiful” n they stop for 3mins, they delete it instantly❌😏 n type “Hi” finally, and they log out quickly after sending it n Spend five hours without logging in coz they’re afraid you might have ignore them. At 19:30 they go to bath 🛀 after that they go straight to their beds n login in to Facebook, they’re now happy coz there’s two messages, they ignore it for 5mins n go straight to their notifications liking, commenting posts of their friends, after some 10mins they go straight to inbox n they found that you didn’t reply, they start to blame themselves maybe it’s because am ugly this n that so on and on they faint 💂😂😁. Guys am I wrong? 😊 Ladies keep it up we have dignity n we’re so precious. 👏

My Landlord is a good man, I came back and see 2 big padlocks on my door. I know it’s because of insecurity in my area

Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question;
“How did you get my number?”

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

*My neighbour called the police because I was smoking weed in my backyard.* *The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked it all.* *They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour…* *now they’re at his house*
*Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!!*

I’m sorry to say this but Girls are slowly replacing swimming pools

My mom told dad”when u finish watering the garden we need to talk about something l saw on your phone”
.
;( it been 4 days n dad is still watering the garden

We must use English the way White people use our languages…
Is you hears me now?

That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend.

The reason why women live long is because they don’t have a “Wife”…

Dear Principal
.
I Am Writter This Letter With Haters And Tell
You That I Am Leave Your School For Good
Enough
.
The Why Of Leave The School Is Because At
Your School Teachers Beat Ass Very Harmful
And Very Sad.I Wanted To Cry But My Friend
Telled Me That Man Is A Sheep Is Not Cry,I
Was Silent But Vibrating
.
Another Why Is Because Of Discriminating
We Writted A Test That I Am Cheated But I
Got 20℅.Teacher Said My Head Is Dead,That
Thing Of My Head Is Dead It Pained Me
.
The Another Is Because Early In The Morning
Is Ice, Blanket is not Want To Be Removed
From The Body
.
I Leave Good Bye For Ever And Ever Amen
.
Your Faithfully

Leave that abusive relationship before you become a motivational speaker…

That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend…

My neighbor is looking for his Nike shoes.
*I don’t know why my heartbeat increase each time I see him…