Photographer: Principal my photos will cost R10 each child
Principal: Teachers please tell the students that photos are R20
Teachers: Kids 2morrow bring R30 for photos
Child: Mom the teacher said we must bring R50 for the photos
Mom:Daddy our kid needs R100 for the school photos…
And you expect corruption to end.!!!!
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Nango umkhwenyana uNyaa wavakashela ekhweni
lakhe wathi e fika kwathiwa “Ufike kahle mkhwenyana,
sicela usifakele i-dish yeDstv phezu kwendlu”
Ngamahloni wesaba ukuthi athi akakwazi.
Ngemva kwesikhashana umamezala wezwa
kuthi Di! phansi into enesisindo,
Babuza “Yini leyo ewayo?”
UNyaa waphendula “Yi hovoros (over all) mama!”
Umamezala abuze “I hovorosi (overol) elesisindo esingaka?”
Wezwakala ngelipholileyo uNyaa ethi “Ngiphakathi kwayo”
hovorosi is a worksuit
Stop saying: “They didn’t want me in high school, now they want me”. Did you see how you looked? Stop being unreasonable and unfair..! ☝
SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED IS A “HUG” FROM THE RIGHT PERSON and ALL YOUR STRESS WILL MELT AWAY
Ebhayibhelini zazilishumi(10) intombi ezazilinde umyeni oyedwa(1)lina ngokuba babili nje kuphela endodeni selikhiphana amehlo
fundani ibhayibheli niyeke idrama.
Ask your girlfriend to come and visit you she will demand for transport money, but let someone tell her that you are with another girl… My brother she can even hire a private jet
Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”
[Dear Ladies]
Have you ever made a guy drop you off at another guy’s place?
Respect your partner’s phone so that the days of your relationship will be increased..!
The most beautiful thing a girl can wear is her smile..!
m i the only one who has a whole list of things to download, but as soon as I’m connected to WIFI i forget everything..
O Tsatsele Ka Spoon Ore O Utswa Yoghurt O Humane Ele Makhura A Kolobe
“No Woman Can Control Me, No Woman Can Control Me”; “No woman can tell me what to do”
~•~^~•~
But Once She Says: “Go Lock the Door First” You Fly Like A Bird..!
Let’s say you had a lot of money. Anything you wanted you could buy, you would probably have a long list and with all that money, many people would call you successful. But what about that other list? The real list of things that money can’t buy, the list that comes from the heart.That real list probably includes; a longing to be loved, a family that gets along, the needs to be accepted just the way you are, and you want that whole things in your heart to be filled, which only God can do. Have fruitful day wherever you are my people. Much love
A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with
her husband by her side,😭
She turns to the husband and said
WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to make….😢
HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear!☺😊
WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo,😭 I want to say it so that
when I die my spirit will be at rest😣.I have been
stealing your money and giving it to my boyfriend😢,
You’re not the father of our son Junior, I was the one who stole
your gold wrist watch and hide it in your
sister’s bag so that you’ll drive her away😩..
Please forgive me😞
HUSBAND : I know all this, that’s why I poisoned you.😊
Keep calm Let the poison work…. s
I would like to reward these following people.
1. Tshilongo Vhutshilow
2. Prev Candy
3. Nomsa Makhamba
4. Amahle Mathetha
5. Zinzisa Rini
6. Skha Mary Sguduru
7. Zinhle Samkelo Shanduu
8. Thobile Anderson
9. Belle Bel
10. Syanda Zulu
11. Desiree Ree Makhubele
12. Matjila Lerato
13. Darlington Maela.
You’re all best commentators of the week. Remind me your gifts in 2050. Keep it up