I don’t go for looks.☝
But at least don’t be Ugly..!
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My level of maturity has nothing to do with my Facebook posts. I’m only here to Motivate💪, Lie🙄 & Laugh😅..!
Some people Will ignore you as if they are saving Data bundles😂😂😂
Only to find out they been in freemode since 10 years back
DON’T MISS THIS AWESOME
STORY*
Once there was a young girl who
decided 2
take a short cut home from
school. The
fastest way 2 her house was to
cut through
an alley. The girl approached the
alley way.
She saw a man standing like he
was waiting
4 someone. She said a prayer:
“Dear God pls
lead me through dis alley way,
safe &
unharmed. Amen.”
The girl walked through the alley
& past the man.
Later on that night, she was
watching the
news. She saw dat man had
murdered &
raped a young girl.
The police said
the man
told them another girl had passed
throgh the
alley 10 mins before.
They asked
him why he
didn’t attack the first girl. He said,
“there
was
a man walking beside her”.
God walks with us. We deny His
presences but
He is always there. 95% of people
will just read dis & shut their
phones, but
be among
the 5% that will read & share it!
Don’t be ashamed 2 admit u’re a
Child of
God.. Sorry I
had no choice, I’m a child of God!!
Dis is a test to see who has more
followers…
God or Satan?
If God, then comment “Amen”
Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!
If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.
Have u taken Note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
Are they all by Co-incidence?
We should Choose wisely,
this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.
Its all about Choices, lets choose carefully.
You have two choices: to share tgis with others,
Or to ignore and read alone
Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.
Preaching the truth and nothing else but the truth:
.
Polygamy is not about a man having many wives. It’s about every woman having a husband.
AMEN.
Four Cousins will get you so drunk that you start to think you’re the 5th cousin.
Ke Rekile Beef Ya Tin , Ke Swere Key
Ya Yona.. So Ba Ka Se Eje Ke Se Gona
Dear Friends
Lets create a book of lies we have heard and said;
Page 1: I cant live without you
touch lets go
Breaking News
*Thina sikhule kabuhlungu straight!*
“`Bewuthi uzihlalele nje uzwe kuthiwa:“`
“ _Mbambeni simpeyite_ “
The four most appreciated & meaningful phrases in a relationship are: “I Love You”, “Thank You”, “I’m Sorry”, and “I Forgive You”. 💛❤
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But many people find it hard to say them out to their partners.💚
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They have too much pride and many have lost their relationships in such a way.💙
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If you wanna stay happy forever in love, always use these words in your relationships at the right time, mean them and accompany them with actions..!💜
Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.
Fathers day keya banna basa chabelang
bana the rest emelang comrade
marathon