Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!
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Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!
This might work:
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At the start of a relationship, partner’s should disclose all their cousins..!
When they realize cutting you off was not a smart idea,
an apology come in the form of..: “Hey” 🙄
There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy..!
A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!
Everyone says that love hurts, but that’s not true.❌
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✔ Loneliness hurts.💔
✔ Rejection hurts.💔
✔ Losing someone hurts.💔
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Everyone confuse these things with love, but in reality, Love♥ is the only thing in world that covers up all the pain and make us feel wonderful again…
Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??
Every time you meet us, “it’s am asking for R2, am asking for a R5..”
These are ‘tollgate’ manners that’s why people avoid you..!
Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?
You’ll be having good time with your bae then baby mama will just call🙄be like: “Your child swallowed a shovel..!”
{If you’re a 35+ Man}
It’s time to leave these young girls alone..
Get a woman who understands the signs of stroke and diabetes..!
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an afterthought. Live in the moment. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth that you’re carrying in your heart like hidden treasure. Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There’s no time for anything else.
Ladies be 28+ competing with females
who are 19yrs for a nigga..! 😏
Sbu calls
Nkunzi-cool Kruger
Njeza- jersey no 10
Khathaza-njebe
Sbonelo-Tokotela
When you continuously beat your roommate on FIFA and he ends up saying ” At least I don’t repeat modules