One spelling mistake and
husband can not go
home……. !
.
A Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an “e” in the last word.
.
Now he is seeking police
protection to enter his
own house
.
He wrote: “Hi darling I’m
experiencing the best
time of my life & I wish you were her.

imagine Marrying An Old Man For His Money And You Die First.

Hello Ladies, stop viewing our profile pictures before replying our chats, some of us hav ugly pictures wit handsome bank account

Pls ladies if you break up with ur bf , ensure that you update other girls!,
Some people av been waiting since !!
Let the queue be moving

I gave my neighbor’s child R20 to buy airtime of R12 and take the remaining R8 as dash. Could you believe this nyopfi came back eating Kota and gave me R12 change. Telling me that Airtime is R12.50

There are some things that you can only understand when you are rich, like the saying “ Money can’t buy happiness”

You will never understand this if you are broke, don’t even try

Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*

Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are

Be honest Can you kiss your bae during your parents are inside there or to bath during inside your parents when your bae is there?

So My Brother Broke Up With His Girlfriend
Yesterday Because He Saw A Man Driving Her
Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It
Wasn’t A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig.

Behind every successful man
There is one Idiot standing somewhere saying “DAT man was my classmate

Dear GIRLS…! When a guy adds u on facebook, it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband…That’s y its called a frnd request… not a proposal !!!…And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status…he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …When a guy likes ur picture, that…means he likes ur picture not you so stop getting over excited

English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food

Some of y’all complaining about thirsty men in your dm.
~•~•~
Put some clothes on and remove the filters. I promise you, they will stop..!

Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen meat🍗 without chewing because you thought that someone was coming.
Very very painful..!

Tell the devil that today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.

I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.