You know you are now an adult when you fall asleep on the couch
and wake up on the couch.
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Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?
That moment when you are happy and enjoying your day and
you hear that your friend bought a brand new car
Can u please help my son at creche they need animal name dat start with the letter K, I wrote “Kow 🐃” they saying it’s wrong
All of us have someone in this world with whom we feel a closeness. Perhaps it is a son, brother, sister, mother, father, niece, nephew, or just a close friend.
It is difficult to see them suffer any pain, but can you imagine the love it would take for you to voluntarily inflict pain upon them for the benefit of ungodly people when they have done nothing wrong or worthy of pain? If you can grasp that though, you will have some idea of what went on in the mind of God in giving His only son
There can be no true love without sacrifice. In scripture, love and sacrifice are connected.(1John 3:16)
Good morning and have a Blessed Sunday as well
Yesterday my neighbour was very sick and called a witch doctor to come and treat him in his house. The doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured,but the sickness can
be transferred to another person. My neighbor accepted. The doctor worked on him, and
told him, _”as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say *’tchaa’*. And this person will
die in your place.”_ The doctor left, and my neighbor was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say *’tchaa’*, and transfer his sickness
to the person to. But the doctor discovered that he hadn’t collect his money from my
neighbor for his treatment, so he decided to go back for his money. As soon as he opened the
door, my neighbor said *’tchaa’*, the witch doctor said *’retchaa’*, my neighbor then said
*’reretchaa’*, the witch doctor said *’rereretchaa’*.
As I speak with you now, the whole neighbourhood is there watching the two shouting *”rerererereretchaa”* to each other non-stop…
While examining a female patient, Doctor tells
her:“Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now
let me see that cute little thing which gets you
ladies into all kinds of trouble.Woman
immediately started taking off her jeans and
underwear.Doc shocked said:“No! No! Please put
on your clothes. Just show me your tongue…
Son: Father, what must I do to make Zulu man get angry.
Rainbow: Buy him teeth brush and Colgate
That moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is
“Act natural, you’re innocent”..!
Most Men Still Live In Their Parent’s House
Because Everyone In The Family Depend On Them
.
They Can’t Even Buy Their Own Cars Because Their Salaries Feed So Many People And Some Of Them Are Single Because The First Question These Unemployed Girls With Stupid Expectations Ask is “Which Car Do You Drive?”
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Shout Out To Those Men Who Wake Up Every Morning And Work Hard So That Their Parents,Siblings And Children Are Well Taken Care Of
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God Bless You Bafwethu ..You Might Be Failures On The Streets But You’re Heroes In Your Families
Nna Gape Ake Stlaela Ake Alole Di Kobo Ntxe Ke Tseba gore Ke Satlo Robala Gape😑
Never forget the people who take time out of their day to
check up on you
Even those we love the most can be a
poison to our souls
Anyone who has grown mentally, physically or spiritually knows that
growth is not found in comfort
You fall in love with the little things about someone.
Like their laugh, they way they call your name,
or how they remember the most random things about you
I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭
anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad