Gone are the days when we used to beg ladies,
these days we only ask once,
u refuse we go to your sister or best friend.
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I laugh seriously wen I hear
pple say Mark zukerberg and Bill
gate dropped out of school and
still made it very Big in life…
Remember it was
university and nt primary school
There are 6 types of men in South African
1. Tsonga men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .
2. Pedi men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.
3. Xhosa Men
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love Alcohol most.
4. Venda Men
They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.
5.Sotho Men
They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ndebele Men)
And the best one. —
6. Zulu Men
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most.
Imagine dating someone who doesn’t
know where Johnnie Walker is going.
Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl: Wow Awesome…How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME
That moment When you accept your neighbours friend request and then he/she posts ” borrow me a wheelbarrow ” on your timeline
You go to School, nothing happens, You miss one day … 6 fights , teacher Slapped the guard, Tupac comes back ,The principal was drunk and even Benny Mayengani performed in the Tuck Shop
Dear Person reading this Post
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Stop checking your Ex photos
.
It’s Over it’s Over
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t
have one, it’s probably you
Be happy in front of people who hates you ,
it kills them!
Alot of problems in the world would disappear if
we talked to each other instead of talking about each other
Never forget the people who take time out
of their day to check up on you
In case no one told you today: I love you, you are hella bomb,
you are hella smart and anyone would be lucky to have you.
What are the perks of living alone?
Its always ur turn to do the dishes.
When I Was A Woman I Used To Cry A Lot When My Boyfriend Dumps Me,
But Everything Changed Ever Since I Became A Man
Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass