No, I’m not ignoring you…
I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
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-Q and A
Host: What if you find out that your boyfriend has a AIDS. What will you do ?
Contestant: I will still love him.
-Nagpalakpakan ang mga tao
Contestant: Because AIDS doesn’t matter. Thank you
GANITO MAGIGING EKSENA NYO NG NANAY MO PAG YUMAMAN KA
ANAK:O ETO NANAY,10 MILLION SAKSAK MO TO YOUR LUNGS,WAG NA WAG KANG UUWI NG BAHAY HANGGA’T D MO NAUUBOS YAN
AT ISA LANG ANG MASASABI NG NANAY MO
NANAY:MASUSUNOD ANAK
Is it okay to stop Ambulance
and ask what happened?
Yaz In High School There’s No Other People Who Have Pride More Than Physical Science Students,
BRUH They Act As If They Grew Up Playing With
”Albert Einstein”
Happiness is a decision which depends on you and no one else
Be the first rate version of yourself and
not the second version of someone else 💃
Ako: Walang pasok sa friday kasi chinese new year daw
Sya: Chinese kaba?
Ako: Eh bakit pag araw ng mga bayani, di ka pumapasok. Bayani kaba?
“Alam niyo, panget ako. Kasi nung umulan ng kagwapuhan, wala ako. Nandun ako sa langit, nagdodonate kaya panget ako.”
Apo umiiyak
Lola:Bakit?
Apo: LLLLLooolllaaa!!
Lola: Bakit nga ?
Apo: Sabi po niyo pinaglihi ako sa gatas ?
Lola: oh ? Totoo naman un
Apo: Bakit hindi ako maputi ? ;(
Lola: Kasi apo pinaglihi ka talaga sa CHOCO NA GATAS
Naisip ko lang, ang hirap pala isipin yung bagay na hindi pinag isipan. Kasi kung iisipin mo, mapapaisip ka talaga kung ano ang nasa isip ng iba. Pero mas mahirap isipin ay kung bakit mo to binabasa. Wala naman tong kwenta, mag isip ka nalang ng iba.
how to kiss a man”
First, come with him
, bring your face closer to him,
Islide your hand in his pocket, get his wallet! And don’t kiss him, just run!
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married???
…That was common sense leaving your body!
l went for a walk at the botanical gardens today…and l saw a nice cute couple chilling under a tree ,sometime later they were doing something on the tree then they left…since l love things l went to the tree just to see,they had carved their names and put it in a heart…
Some people would find this romantic but l stood there actually shocked.
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People are busy carrying knives on dates……….Scary!!!!
Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻♀🚶🏻♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻
Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!