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The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.



Never judge a book by it’s cover, or even after you have only read a few chapters, you should never voice an opinion until you know the entire story.

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?


A big benefit of being sarcastic is you can be openly mean
and people still think you are being funny

Saying “just kidding” after insulting someone is the best way to handle it


3 things you can’t recover in life. The MOMENT after it’s missed, The WORD after it’s said and the TIME after it’s wasted.
Good Morning


There’s no Special reason for this message, I just wanna steal a single moment out of your busy life
and hope I can make you smile and say:
I Miss you…

If you think i miss you all the time you are wrong
i miss you only when i think about you but Dam it
i think you all the time i miss you sweetheart.

The tears in her eyes won’t fade until you go away.


It’s not that I don’t have the money to buy IPHONE X.😏it’s just that they don’t have the colour I want. Cockroach Brown, mixed with pepper soup blur…


Don’t waste your time with people who seek attention
they are just bored with there life.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.


If you’re going to talk about me behind my back,
don’t smile at me to my face.

I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.