We should love, not fall in love.
B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.
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I love you , not only for what you are ,
but for what i am when i am with u
Boknoy: Pre, type ko talaga si Maria. Tanungin mo nga siya kung ano ang tipo ng lalaki na gusto niya.
Kadyo: Ok pre.
-After a minute
Kadyo: Ah miss, pwede ba magtanong ?
Maria: Sure
Kadyo: Yung kaibigan ko kasi nagtatanong kung ano daw ba ang tipo ng lalaki na gusto mo.
Maria: Gusto ko sa lalaki yung may pagka artist.
Kadyo: Ok miss, thanks
-Bumalik si Kadyo kay Boknoy
Boknoy: Oh, ano sabi pre ?
Kadyo: Gusto daw niya yung may arthritis pre.
Zulus are unique shame ….They even have their own Cockroach
‘LEFENE LA NATAL”
Yaz uth usuymisele
kuth vosho😂😂😂
mina ngabaleka😂
wuuuu ngabe uZodwa Wabantu bekal’gcokile yini iphenti ku funeral ya ManZuza no Smangele?????
So girls from Kwamashu and Soweto
Ask Ramaphosa to decrease i-price ye-ntsu ne-taxi
Bashayeleni izandla 👏
Teacher: Juan, pag tinanong kita dapat mabilis ang sagot mo ha?
Juan: Yes maam!
Teacher: 1+1?
Juan: MABILIS
Mga babae magkakaiba yan.
Oo di sila pare-pareho.☺
LAHAT SILA MAGKAKAIBA KUNG PAANO MANAKIT NG FEELINGS.
Sa panahon ngayon, di pwedeng puro pagibig lang na wagas,
dapat may pambili din ng bigas.
Dahil ang tunay na umiibig,
dapat kumakayod din para may pambayad ng kuryente at tubig
Bengathin nje uZuma avele avule enye iPolitical Party simvotele ngo2019 aphinde abe uPresident wethu 😂
Beautiful Message*.
A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin … He said, Thank GOD I’m not poor.
The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street … He said, Thank GOD I’m not mad.
The mad man looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a patient … He said, Thank GOD am not sick.
Then a sick person in hospital saw a trolley taking a dead body to the mortuary … He said, Thank GOD I’m not dead.
Only a dead person cannot thank God.
Why don’t you thank GOD today for all your blessings and for the gift of life … for another beautiful day.
*What is LIFE*?
To understand life better, you have to go to 3 locations :
*1. Hospital*
*2. Prison*
*3. Cemetery*
🏥 At the Hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than HEALTH.
🔐 In the Prison, you’ll see that FREEDOM is the most precious thing.
💐 At the Cemetery, you will realize that life is worth nothing. The ground that we walk today will be our roof tomorrow.
*Sad Truth* : We all come with *Nothing* and we will go with *Nothing* … Let us, therefore, remain humble and be thankful & grateful to God at all times for everything.
🙏 Could you please share this with someone else, and let them know that God loves them?
Michael Jackson died few years ago they call him late Jackson; Yaradua died few years ago they call him late Yaradua; Mandela died few years ago they call him late Mandela, But since 2,000 years ago Jesus Christ died and no body not even the devil called him late Christ .. Glory be to God in the highest !.He lives!!! He reigns!!!!! He rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
96% of people won’t share it, but if u are 1 of 4% share this truth to ur friend
Qualities that a woman looks for in a man
(1)brave
(2)intelligent
(3)gentle
(4)polite
(5)emotional
(6)nice
(7)innovative
(8)successful…….
put all de first letters together and send me what you got…..
Uzabezwa nxa sebesemfeni……
NGUNAMBA BANI UMANQOBA?
1 Yikho sitshona sikhuthaza abantu ukuthi bangene amaburial manje kwiyini so.
2 Yikukhala mhlobo bani khonokhu umuntu ekhala ekhuluma njengetshona.
3 UMandlovu sekhohliwe ukuthi ubeyismall house yikho esekhala ukwedlula umfelokazi
4 Hayi ah ibhokisi lakhona ngusori…
5 Endi laze lahamba isela umuntu uzake alale ekhohliwe ukukhiya umnyango.
6 uTracy ubuwule sobamngena ekhanda yikho ebuya emfeni eqgoke imini sketi, kumbe ufuna ukukhonjiswa yisidumbu.
7 Kuthwa bebengela senti baze bancedwa ngumalume wabo oseUK.
8 Usekhala ezibhuqa phansi kodwa umamakhe esaphila wayengamnaki.
9 Umama yenowu kaswelakali ezimfeni sebeze bemuthi nguDoves 10 Amakheriya kawafi khangela ukuthi uMlilo unone njani.
11 Lanxa sokuthwa yiso isikhiwa leso, umfelokazi selokhe ephethe erisiva ifoni.
12 Kathi uChipo usaphila ngake ngezwa bembalisa nje ukuthi ubest before October.
13 uMary ulande ukuzovalelisa umngane wakhe ababewula bonke etown.
14 Ngemva kwemfa leyi siya koMangwenya, uyazibona izaziso zemfa ngemva kwendlebe zikaDanisa?
15 Okulibhokisi kwakhona ngokusorry.
16 Isimanga yikuthi kuzo zonke izimfa uThoko ukhala esiyowela phezu kwamadoda.
17 Usethabile uMandlovu indoda yakhe isize yafa.
18 Lanxa bengaze bemngcwabe ngekhasikedi sonke siyakuwani ndawo.
19 Phela kuthwa uninazala nguye obulele umntanakhe, awuboni ubekhala ilihlo elilodwa.
20 Ubutshapha obehlula imfa shuwa.
21 Angazi ukuthi bavumeleni ukuthi kube lebhodi viyuwingi lokhuyana okunjana angikaze ngubone.
22 Imfa elokudla so, uMakhumalo kasuki…sefisa ukuthi ngabe kuhle kufe omunye.
23 Bengavala ibhokisi ngengubo engcole njana
24 Lowana vele uzapoka ngendlela athanda ngayo imali.
25 Ubengathi uzathi salibonani elele ebhokisini.
26 Injiva ibuye izilengisele izandla imaraza kuphela
27 Bambani lowo engazilimazi
28 Osisi bakhona balanda ukuzotshinga kodwa emkhuhlaneni babengekho
29 Hantsho ngabe kufe isiyelele lesi kwasala umuntu kuzwa
How many times does the number “9” appear between 0 and 100?
I bet some people will get this wrong…
Whoever got it right i will like his/her comment
New York is 3 hours ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are working based on their own “Time Zone.”
Some one is still single. Someone got married and ‘waited’ 10 years before having a child. There is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !
Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.
Everyone works based on their ‘Time Zone’,
People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.
Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might “seem” to go ahead of you.
May be some might “seem” behind you.
Everyone is in this world running their own race on their own lane in their own time.Time is the difference. Obama retires at 55, Trump resumes at 70
Don’t envy them or mock them, it’s their ‘Time Zone.’
You are in yours!
Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good.
You’re not late … You are not early … you’re very much On time!😊👍stay blessed.
You Are In Your Time Zone….🌐Good day