You’re the only person I want to fall asleep next to.
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You’re the only person I want to fall asleep next to.
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We all deserve someone who at the end of the days says: “I missed you so much today”.
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Today Ngibone Inja Ishayiswe Imoto
Ngasho Ngenhliziyo Ngathi “Ya Neh Siyaphela Singamadoda”
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Me: I have a problem of forgetting things within 3 seconds
Doctor: when did the problem start
Me: which problem ?
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Si kampuni ya makeup i strike ndo tujue Wanaume niwangapi hii Kenya
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What is the first sign of getting old ??
*Grey Hair….*
No!!
*Loss of Memory….*
No!!!
*Wrinkles in Face….*
No!!!!
*Doctors Prescription and Medicines….*
No!!!!!
*Baldness….*
No, no, no!!!
Then what!!!!!??????
_*When Your Wife Stops Suspecting You*_.!
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ushawai kula kitu tamu hadi ukikumbuka unaanza kulamba vidole??
Mimi cjawai ?
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Boy : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl : Thanks honey. Where’s my Valentine’s gift?
Boy : (Points out) Can you see that red BMW parked over
there?
Girl : Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t believe this.
Boy : I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour
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Xhosa women with anger management issues.
Mlungisi : Babe, why kanti ama Panty awakho eshile ngaphambi?
Nojwarha : Khawutye impundu wethu uyeke iPanty etshileyo awuso sicima mlilo kaloku, sunduqhela kakbi rhaaaa
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“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”
Nivele nihlukane kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli.
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Wabhodla uSisi
wase-Ladies House
etekisini,
salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.”
Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”
Sisale sibambe ongezansi.
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Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.
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Umuntu amithe kodwa wazi kahle ukuthi indoda yakhe ihleshulelwa igwinya nge break eskoleni
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Abocherry babizana ngo babe,love thina magents sihlulwa yin ngampela zithandwa zam
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Insangu Imnandi Uma Uzoyibhema Sakubasa Phansi Igcawele Indlu Yonke Intuthu
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Kunzima ukungabi nogogo othakathayo, abantu bavele bakudelele nje.
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