If your relationship status says, …
It`s complicated…
you should stop kidding yourself
and change it to …Single..

once you start working you
owe black people cold drink

Calvin asked a girl in a Library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice;
“I don’t want to spend the night with you!” All the students in the library started staring at Calvin and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Calvin’s table and she told him….
…”I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, l guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
Calvin responded with a loud voice:
“R500 just for one night! This is too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Calvin whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”