Motime yona until are “Baby ke Kgopela gwe bona fela gee”
Blessed
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If your relationship status says, …
It`s complicated…
you should stop kidding yourself
and change it to …Single..
once you start working you
owe black people cold drink
Oke Ubuze intomb Yakho Ukuth “Bbe Why uhlezi ugqoke ibh’lukwe”
Yazii Ifihleni?
Ifihle Ukhwekhwe
When you’re Starring at a Group of Girls
then the Ugly one Blows you a Kiss….
Haibo Msoooooonu awuzibambe.
Nothing defeats a man, than playing spin
the bottle then the girl
you must kiss says “Ayi spinani futhi”
Calvin asked a girl in a Library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice;
“I don’t want to spend the night with you!” All the students in the library started staring at Calvin and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Calvin’s table and she told him….
…”I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, l guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
Calvin responded with a loud voice:
“R500 just for one night! This is too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Calvin whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”
2040 be like:
Anak: Tay pwede ko ba makita yung Throwback picture mo?
Xander Ford: Anak ang mahalaga kumakain tayo ng
tatlong beses sa isang araw.
REPORTER: KULAS what can you say about sex in the movies?
KULAS: I’m totally against it!
REPORTER: Baket po?
KULAS: Napakarami namang motel diyan, baket kelangan sa movies pa?
KAUNTING KAALAMAN
Ayun sa CHINESE ZODIAC ang year of the DOG ay nabibilang sa MONTH OF FEBRUARY.
Sinasabi dito na sa MONTH OF FEBRUARY walang TATAHOL.
Pero maraming UUNGOL.
Advice ko lang. Mag-ARAL NG MABUTI.
upang hInd ka MAAGANG magka-BABY.
Ase gore e befile net bothata ke gore entsha leleme
Blessed
PULUBI: Palimos po
ESTUDYANTE: Umiinom kaba? Naninigarilyo? Humihithit? Nag lalaro ng dota?
PULUBI: Hindi po . Wala po akong bisyo.
ESTUDYANTE: Tara sama ka sakin, papakita ko sayo, sa nanay ko kung ano ang narating ng walang bisyo.
Hi – Im the girl of your dreams.
Someone said you were looking for me.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
I am SINGLE because
I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.
For all of you who gossip about me:
Thanks for making me the center of your world.