Remember, there are two words in life
that will open a lot of doors for you.
Push and Pull.
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I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
When you’re good, you’re good,
when you’re awesome you’re me.
The only reason I am fat is because
a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
When relationship is in ICU….
Her: Morning baby, ulale njani?
Me: Ngazelephi mina beng’lele nam
angbonanga nex
It’s not what God can do for you
but what you can do for God
Good Morning.
When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.
Spoil ur man mtaka Ma, uke um’vakashele
uthwele 24 ye’Hansa ekhanda
It’s 2018 and Scientists still haven’t
discovered a way to respond to…
“Wena ungenaphi”??
Some people feel shy taking a taxi
to town because they own cars on
facebook
Umudle umuntu aze
ak’tshele nokuthi imali yakubo
ihlala kuphi
Umudle umuntu aze
ak’tshele nokuthi imali yakubo
ihlala kuphi
Maria: Mare, alam mo ang sweet ng Boknoy ko.
Nene: Pano mo nasabi mare ?
Maria: Kasi dinala niya ako kahapon sa isang malaki at malawak na restaurant.
Nene: Ano pangalan ng restaurant mare ?
Maria: FOODCOURT.
Otlare motho o dira metlae kgane vele ke staela
Dear future Husband
Kopa osawara Ka Bana ke tlatla le bona
Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…
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Are u getting it?