Spiritual problem is when you walk 10km to work just to get there and realize that the office key is at home, so u bottle up all the emotions this time n walk back home leaving d heavy bag at the office doorstep. On getting home, now the house key is actually in the bag you left at the office doorstep, so you boil up a lil bit but work must go on! so u walk back to the office, pick up the bag angrily and make your way back to the house. On getting home you dip your hands into the bag and see the office key.

This “Ha ha ha” reaction imoji does not have teeth.
I think its from Capetown.

Being single and sleeping on a double bed is
disrespecting married people.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough
to appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.

Sometimes people try way so hard
to sound clever on Facebook.

Sometimes all you need is love.
Lol, just kidding,
you need money. :’).

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

For an adult, eating alone at McDonald’s
is admitting a kind of defeat.