knock knock
😒: Who’s there
😂:Coca cola
😒:Coca cola who?
😂:Coca cola lang sana Ang Yung minahal di ka muling mag iisa ,di kana mangangaylangan pang humanap ng iba.🎶🎵
Ps:Nakita ko lang sa PROFOUNDLY

Schools are so expensive now.
My kid will learn everything from Takalani Sesame

Dating a married man is fun until
you realise he saved your number as engine oil

Where did you buy your phone from?😕
Me: Nandos😉
N.B: correct answers not allowed

Some pics they look like they captured them with CCTV camera

In Limpopo you have approximately 10 seconds
to eat your ice cream and finish it or else you drink it

Ladies you must always get married to
older men than you so that
when you lose your beauty,
he is also losing his eyesight.
–
Are we together ladies??

[Me in court]
–
Judge : “Did you kill this man?”
–
Ronnie : “No, a bullet killed him, you see a bullet is made of lead which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature so
this man died of natural causes…case closed!!!”

DID YOU KNOW?
Scientists are still investigating why boys wake up at 07:30
and manage to be at class at 07:45

There’s no other romantic walk than
walking with bae to the ATM

He was my crush until he posted”Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy👌, beautiful👌, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks

(Funny But True About Us Guys)
Girl : Babe there’s something I wanna tell
you
Guy : I also wanna say something
Girl : Please start
Guy : Eish it’s hard to say it Eish
Girl : No relax babe please tell me
Guy : I’ve been sleeping around with
othergirls including your cousin
Girl : No no no, Babe no but why?
Guy : I was tempted please Forgive me I’ll
never do it again
Girl : Fine babe mistakes happens I Forgive
you
Guy : You the best babe thanks
Girl : Eish I also cheated and slept with
someone
Guy : You who !! You’ve been cheatin with?
Girl : It was a once off thing
Guy : Voetsek piss off once
off thing ya for, Once off thing my foot!
Girl : Please don’t, I love you
Guy : I don’t care we done, You hear me?
Stay away
True Or False ?

Stop calling workers by their old titles*. .
*Please address them by using their new titles accordingly and not only will they like it but they will even work for you HARDER than before for the same pay. They will stick to your company and will never ever leave you. Just try!*

OLD: *Garden Boy*
NEW: *Landscape Executive*

OLD: *Gardner*
NEW: *Plant nutritionist*

OLD: *Petrol attendant*
NEW: *Fuel transmission technician*

OLD: *Car Cleaner*
NEW: *Vehicle Image Developer*

OLD: *Water Pump Operator*
NEW: *Aqua line Executive*

OLD: *Lift Operator*
NEW: *Vertical Movement Specialist*

OLD: *Receptionist*
NEW: *Front Desk Executive*

OLD: *Typist*
NEW: *Printed Document Handler*

OLD: *Messenger*
NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*

OLD: *Telephone Operator*
NEW: *Communications Executive*

OLD: *Window Cleaner*
NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*

OLD: *Temporary Teacher*
NEW: *Associate Teacher*

OLD: *Tea Boy*
NEW: *Refreshment Technician*

OLD: *Garbage Collector*
NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*

OLD: *Guard*
NEW: *Security Enforcement Executive*

OLD: *Thief*
NEW: *Wealth Relocation Specialist*

OLD: *Driver*
NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*

OLD: *Maid*
NEW: *Domestic Management Executive*

OLD: *Cook*
NEW: *Food Technician*

OLD: *Gossiper* (my wife)
NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Executive*

Comedy of errors :

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
‘to my loving wife, i know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I ‘ve just been checked in. How are you and the kids? The place is really nice but am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling. I can’t wait to see you.