When days are dark….
Just go and buy electricity,
it’s got nothing to do with your friend

If someone asks about your educational background, proclaim boldly that:

Church is my college.
Heaven is my university.
Father God is my counselor.
Jesus is my principal.
Holy Spirit is my teacher.
Angels are my classmates.
Bible is my textbook.
Temptations are my exams.
Overcoming Satan is my hobby.
Winning souls for God is my assignment.
Receiving eternity is my degree.
Praise and Worship are my slogan

Did u just say Amen?

Saying: “Oh yeah, i get it”
Just so the teacher walks away.

We can’t even get angry at our girlfriends because
there are those guys called: “I’m here for you”.

I inboxed this girl 4 years back and she didn’t bother responding😑
Now I’ve put my uncle’s BMW on my profile picture and now she responded saying: “eish sorry there’s a problem of network here, I’m fine and you?”.

Drinking lots of water can make you mind your own business😕
You can spend lots of time urinating instead of gossiping.

The worse part about being in a relationship is that
you have to take a bath on weekends also…

Always Smile , Dress Well , Act Calm So that
When you Fart In Public, No One Will
Suspect you

Relationship Stress can make you look for a seatbelt in the toilet

She was my crush until she said: “Blessing in discuss”😑
Instead of: “Blessing in these guys”

Only black people will get mad at you for
not inviting them to your suprise party…

If I owe you money and you find me eating at steers🍔🍟🍕
Just know that I’m eating leftovers😑
I have no money at all