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Exam iqalile🕓
Ipeni lithengiwe✏
Uthisa ungenile👵
Iphepha lifikile📑
Pakish’imbuzi uvele uphase📝📚
Asphaseni !!!😻



The one who likes you most,
sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one
who feels your pain.

The single finger of friend that wipes out your tear
during your failure is much better than the one
0 fingers which come together to clap for you.


When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.


No matter how many times you’ve slept around,
your cake doesn’t print any slips.
Keep on doing what you love Girl..
Feba nge passion,there’s no proof!


whoever said Bofebe abo Patele lied , I have a friend o mongwe her febing skills went to private school, today she’s driving a Range Rover and wena o Loyal ko boyfriend ya ngame yao apara mangena ya mpara…he Omo yetetse ohlwa ka tlala , my friend everytime ha tsena ko ntlung tswa a thintha mafofora ko molomong

Relationships requires alot of hard work That Won’t pay out at the end… how many times did you stay loyal to someone but still you got hurt at the end?? it’s never too late to showoff your febing skills.

If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day


You know you serve a living God wen you text your gf “baby wa thoma” and AutoCorrect is like “Baby wa Thomas” and she replies “I can explain”..😂😂😴😴😏😏😪😭🙏
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Smh just die already✋ I never ESPERERIT


Sometimes You Gotta Text Her “Babe
I’m At The Mall Let Me Know If You Want Anything ASAP”
Then SWITCH OFF THE PHONE

Aona motho o akao confusang ho tshwana le a broke nigga… A broke nigga otlo betha ka Good sex vrug wa tsoga wa iron dikobo TSA hae wamo tsosa wa mmotsa hore “diaparo tsaoya mmerekong di ready” o lebetse hore skelema ase bereke


Doctors be like
€££¥!^¿~~ `•>pd$^^^;:”‘_₩£€’

Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills

Those guys have got their own handwriting

After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl…….

Her: babie have you seen my panty?

Me: no i can only see a green vest on the floor!

Her:😡😳😞😞

Nice lunch fat ones

Beyonce gets pregnant…. You celebrate 😪
A girl from next door gets pregnant… “Ke Sferbe” 😒
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