Diba sa mcdo commercial “palamig ka muna,
palamig ka muna haa” dapat yung jollibee tsaka
manginasal may panapat din “Sikretong malupet
pwede pabulong, mapapamura ka sa chicken joy
na malutong. makinis, maputi ang spagetti sa
kahon at yung burger steak kasing itim ng utong
tong tong! gravy gravy ” Tas sa manginasal
naman ” andami dami dami daming kanin dito
saamen medyo malata nga lang ang pag
kakasaing
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JUAN:mga pare koy. alam niyu ba na ang pusa ko ang pinakamagaling na hayop sa lugar namin. sa sobrang galing ng pusa ko. lahat ng aso samin takot sa kanya. kaya wala ng aso pagala gala sa lugar namin.
PEDRO:sus wala yan sa aso ko pare koy. Yung aso ko kasi pare nakaugalian na niya na sa tuwing matapos kaming kumain. ay siya ang nagliligpit nito.
KOYKOY:mga pare uuwi muna ako…
JUAN:bakit ka uuwi pare????
PEDRO:wala kabang alagang hayop?
KOYKOY: nagtxt kasi ang kambing ko pare. sumabit daw ang saranggola ng manok ko sa puno. eh inakyat ng kalabaw ko pare. natatakot ako baka bumagsak ang puno. ciguradong magagalit ang kabayo ko. siya kasi nagtanim nun….cge mga pare koh. sinusundo nako ng baka ko dala trycycle ko.
Heeeeh Angkhohlwa Ngigibele Itaxi Sekuntambama Kwakhala Ifoni Wayphundula Umnikazi…Wathi “Nangu Lomuntu La Etaxin Mehla Nje Estobhini Sakhe Ngyamdubula” Eyy sonke Salala Kubo Kadriver
I just saved a life today on my way out.
I asked a Nyaupe guy how he would feel if l gave him R1000?
He replied ” I will die! Grootman yam”
So l kept my money. Thank God saved a life
Never say you are happy when you are sad.
Never say you feel good when you feel bad.
And never say you are alone when I’m still here.
My love for you is like a mirror.
You can break it into pieces
but when you look closely, you’re still in it.
My life started the day i met you, now when i look back i have no idea how i survived all this time without you. You are my life..
True love is when your heart and your mind
are saying the same thing.
True love is when you don’t need to
care about how you look anymore.
Ugesi💡
Amanzi💦
Ubaba wengane🍼
Yini konje okunye ok’hambayo ?
Guy: Bbe send me nudes😋😍…
Girl: Mcim! That’s so childish😕…
Guy: Ok send me ur matric results📑…
Girl: lol aibo khawme hle ndikhulule…
WHITE:HE HAS LOST WEIGHT
BLACK:USEMNGAKA
Ngahlangana nawe ugqoke i uniform Saturday😏😏😏
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Ngikuphonsa nge unprepared speech ye english
Did you know?
There’s a smell at your home that you cannot smell,
but only your visitors can.
When “You” have won the lottery😊
And your girlfriend keeps on saying “We” have won
We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message
if we don’t find you…
We leave 100 missed calls.