The difference between like, love and in love is the same difference between for now, for a while and forever.
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True love is when you don’t need to care about
how you look anymore.
Soon some girls will realise it was not love😉
It’s was winter
You still need to grow up if you think
your relatives care about you
When you’re ugly they call u a stalker
but when you’re cute
they call you a secret admirer…
Buying data is the thing that’s holding me from being a millionaire
You’re not black enough if you’ve never used a knife
to shave your Private Parts…
Black parents will let you freeze all night in bed
with one blanket because
other blankets are for visitors..
Between white sugar n brown sugar
Which one has more sugar?
Ladies sometimes u hv to surprise Bae
by barking during doggy style
hau hau hauhauhauuuuu
Mosadi o fiwa lerato le hlompho
Wago nyako rapelwa a bule kereke.
Mosadi o fiwa lerato yago nyaka nako a reke watch
Your boyfriend may not own a car. He may not earn a lot of money. He may not live in
a posh estate. He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time. He may not
have a great job. But it’s enough to know you are the ONLY ONE He has at his heart.
He has a vision. He is Honest. He is very hard-working. He is humble. He keeps that
smile on your face. He talks to you every day. He actually listens to you. He always
replies your messages. He tolerates you when you’re moody. His family knows you. He
tells you your beautiful all the time. He sees you every chance he gets. He appreciates
the tiniest things you do. He is there when you need him. He respects you. He is proud
you are his…And he treats you like a queen because you are his everything and he fears
to lose you.
Why ask for what he cannot afford? He may not have it all now, but one day he will…
He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will… He pictures making a family
with you and he means it when he says that he loves you.
African Ladies, appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need…. He
may not be all the things you need right now but with time he will be, He will get a job,
get the money, he will buy a land and he will build a house for both of you. He won’t be
renting or staying at his parent’s crib forever. He will fulfill all his promises and he will
be a good dad to your children. Just kindly be patient if you seriously love him.
Everything will be fine between both of you. Don’t be pushed around by money and
what you wanna eat now…. I pray you don’t eat up the future of your unborn children!
Please share.
Boy: Best May Napaginipan Ako Kagabi.
Girl: Ano?
Boy: Nasa Loob Daw Tayo Ng Nasusunog Na Bahay.IKAW, AKO At Ang GIRLFRIEND Ko.
Girl: Oh Tapos?
Boy: Kailangan Ko Raw Iligtas Ang Isa Sainyo.
Girl: Sino Iniligtas Mo?
Boy: Ikaw.
Girl: Bakit Ako? (kinikilig).
Boy: Kasi Bestfriend Kita,pinangako Ko Sa Sarili Ko Na Ililigtas Kita Kahit Anong Mangyari Kahit Ikamatay Ko Pa.
Girl: Eh!,pano Yung Girlfriend Mo?(kinikilig).
Boy: Binalikan Ko Sya At Dalawa Kaming Nasunog Sa Loob….
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi Ipinangako Ko Sa Kanya Na Hindi Ko Sya Iiwan Hanggang Sa Kamatayan..
NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?
NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?