You have to learn the rules of the game.
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You dont have to talk about how great you are-
let your actions do the talking.
The most painful memory..
when I walked away and you let me go.
PAG AKO TLGA NATUTONG MAG ENGLISH….
how are you kayu sakin😌
Ako talaga yung tipong studyante na nag tatago sa cr pag may earthquakedrill na.
Dear crush,
Mag study kana ngayong gabi kasi pasasagutin na kita bukas
Teacher: “Who was the mother of Moses from the bible?”
Student: “Nguna-Mozeh”
😂😂😂😂💦
Ngahle ngaphuma e classin
My neighbour gave birth to twins and said she was tired of regular names given to twins like Victor & Victoria, Paul & Pauline, etc. So she asked me to come up with some names and this is what I came up with:
1. Tom & Jerry
2. Copy & Paste
3. Praise & Worship
4. Boko & Haram
5. Give & Take
6. Screw & Driver
7. Salt n Vinegar
8. Terms and Conditions
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.Which names would you give to my neighbour’s twins..
Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions
my sister, you don’t need Jesus alone, you need all the 12 disciples including Judas)
All you to did I like them confuse to people another to it send, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took all you since.
Still Confused?
Now read backwards.
A man ask a trainer on the gym: ” I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use”
Trainer replies “Use the ATM”
That Moment You Realize your bae is so beautiful ,
That you even think of going to her Father to
thank him for not using a condom…
There is no Rest for a Black Person Because Even After
You Die You Work as Ancestor
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”
Wife: “Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?”
Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”
Wife: “Oh . . . that means I am sick.”
Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK . . . ”
Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”
Hubby: “Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean.”
Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”
Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”
Wife: “So am I lying? ”
Hubby: I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning”
Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?
HUBBY: “Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?.”
Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”
Hubby: “Please, please. I am feeling giddy now ”
Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”
Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.
Dedicated to all married men . . .
Thank you for always being patient with your wives . .
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