Tall girls are cute and sexy👏🔥💓
Short girls are witchy and tokoloshy😂
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Facebook is addictive,when you are offline
you feel like they are gossiping
Ladies like wearing matching outfits,
ivele ifanele munye kini noy 4
Mention a Guy
who will be pregnant by now
if he was a girl :O
Nutrition month na pala,yung mga bakla marami
nanamang kakainin na talong at saging.🤔
R.I.P. sa hindi naka gets
Si lola sumakay sa isang bus
Konduktor: Lola sorry po puno na payag ba kayo na patayo nalang !
Lola: Tinamaan ka ng lintek kung inabot mo
kabataan ko kahit patuwad pa eh
Naguhuluhan ako sa math teacher namen bat kaya desperado syang mahanap yung ex no ? Siguro panahon na para malaman nya Na di Na sya babalik
Anong hayop ang nagbabasa?
Edi, read horse.
What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.
William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption
Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad
After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy
Once An Indian And An American Both Were Friends.
They Both Went Into A Chocolate Store.
Everybody Is Busy In The Store So American Steal 3 Chocolates And Put Those In The Pocket.
Both Came Out From The Store Then American Said: “Man, I’m The Best Thief Ever, I Stole 3 Chocolates And No One Saw Me, You Can’t Beat That.”
Indian Replied: “This Is Nothing, You Wanna See Something Better, Lets Go Back To The Shop And I Will Show You Real Stealing.”
So They Went To The Counter And Indian Said To The Shop Boy: “Do You Wanna See Magic?”
Shop Boy Replied: “Yes, Of Course.”
Indian Said: “Give Me One Chocolate Bar.”
Shop Boy Gave Him One, And He Ate It.
Indian Asked For The Second, And He Ate That As Well.
Indian Asked For The Third, And Finished That One Too.
The Shop Boy Asked: “But Where Is The Magic?”
Indian Replied: “Check In My Friends Pocket, And You’ll Find Them.”
You Can’t Beat An Indian.
If You Feel Overloaded With Work, Immediately Go To To The Nearest
“Biological Anxiety Relief” (Bar) Center & Place Order For Any One Or More Of The Following Antidotes.
1. Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Radioactive Un-Work Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
This Is Issued In Public Interest By “Buddies For Eradication Of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)”
Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”
Husband: “98, Why?”
Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”
Silence………..
Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”
Follow Two Things For Lifelong Friendship.
Firstly Don’t Talk If You Are Angry.
Secondly Don’t Take The Word Seriously From A Friend Who Is Angry.
Girl: “Hi, Baby”
Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed
Girl: “Are You There?”
Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Failed
Girl: “Are You Ignoring Me Or What”
Boy: “Honey I Am Not, I Am Right Here”……………> Sending Failed
She: “It’s Sooo Over! Don’t Ever Talk To Me Again”
Him: “Damn! Go To Hell”……………………………….> Message Sent
Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.
Santa: “When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star, What Is That Joke?”
Help Desk: “Dear, Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That If A Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password”
Santa: “Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me“