“Dont clean the house at night you are
inviting evil spirits
“Don’t sweep on the bed with a broom
your partner will leave you for good ”
“if your palm is itching you are going to
receive money or visitors.. .
what other superstitions do you know….?
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The real meaning of I’m finished is when at night you lock the door
to kill a snake and then electricity goes off.
That moment you’re eating at a friend’s house an the 3yrs old kid keep screaming ” letha u kudla kwase khaya wena letha
The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
Today I introduced my boyfriend to my mom and
she was very happy .
Next week I’m bringing another one .
I wanna make my mom proud.
How to lose a man???
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Just be a good woman, they hate that shiit!
Your boyfriend charges his Samsung S7
with an infinix charger and you some how
think you’re irreplaceable.
Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their
hands during praise an worship just to
show guys they have no rings
my nails cost R180, my eyebrows cost R60 and my haircost R190 ,so that’s R430 every month for my personal wants In a relationship you should give me exactly nothing( R0.00 )because before I met you, I was paying those bills myself ,you are my boyfriend not my father.
Wife : Love angithi On Weekends You Go Fishing??
Husband : Yes Babe…..
Wife : i founile i fish yakho ithi I pregnant
You pay 60k lobola, Spend 200k for your wedding,
Pay bond of 1,4m… A car of 500k…
And then break up because of an sms worth 50c
If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, so instead of leaving her for another girl, find out the error in yourself, apologise to her and be a Better man.
Yung tropa mong nasabugan ng vape tapos nagpost sa fb na manloloko daw lahat ng babae.😂😂 anong connect?
You deserve happiness. You deserve peace.
You deserve laughter.
You deserve to love and be loved.
You deserve life. Don’t ever forget this
You will think your Bf is romantic while kissing you on the neck…..
Only to find that he got a hangover he wants something SALTY
I hate new Relationships because
i have to act as if i don’t like money for 5 months