Even if your Girlfriend doesn’t ask you
Money, give her money.. Women need to
be given money. It makes them happy

The Problem with Girls they want Cute Boys
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And Cute Boys have Boyfriends

Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Classroom.

Teacher: “Why Are You Arguing?”

A Boy: “Miss, We Found A 100 Rupees Note And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.”

Teacher: “You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.”

The Boys Gave The 100 Rupees To The Teacher.

I Am So Famous …. …
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When I Go To The Mall.
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The Door Opens Itself.

There’s no man in this world who is attracted to one
girl only . No man .

My uncle wanted to download facebook
into his phone so he asked me to help.
Joh when I check the download history, I
came across bo “facebugu” “feisbugu”
“feicebugu”

Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic.
1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.
2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.
3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.
4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.
5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.
6. If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.
7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.
8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.
9.The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.
10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.
11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.
Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours. Let us just change today for the better. Let us learn to love one another and enjoy the few days we have on earth together!

Congratulations to all Ladies who got pregnant by Men they met on social media…👏👏
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My Sister you’re carrying a little Notification..

Black people parties have no ending time,
they go on till buff niggas start a fight..🙊

In WINE There Is WISDOM. In BEER
There Is FREEDOM. In WATER There Is
cholera. Drink responsibly. Are we
together???? Good morning friends

A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone 📱 with the torchlight 🔦 of the same phone he was looking for. . .
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He got so worried 😒 about the phone and was almost in tears 😥 even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search 🔍. . .
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After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” . . And he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. . .
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After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said . . “guy forget, that phone is lost, the person who got it has even blocked me am getting the number busy tone”.😕
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SAY NO TO DRUGS 🙌

married men should be provided with uniforms for easy identification….
we are fixing the country!!!

Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere..
Me : Yeah alcohol has never been a taxi