My ex told me she will love me until forever
comes, I didnt know forever is her
Zimbabwean boyfriend
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When he’s busy explaining how her last girlfriend played him,
I just act surprised as if am not gonna do the same
My boyfriend’s phone always shows aeroplane ✈…
When l am with him. I think he wants to be a pilot…. 💁 l am proud of him
I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.
Most black women are not taught self love, most of us had to go so much pain to finally love our selves selflessly .
We are taught to take a bath two to three times a day, but not for us to feel beautiful, but for us to attract men. We are taught to cook , but not for us to eat healthy but for us to feed a man. We are taught to clean, but not for us to live in a clean place, but for us to prove ourselves to men! It’s sad, when all ur taught by people you trust, is to use your body Nd all u can do, to make a somebody happy ! Black women nd men, let’s break the circle! Teach your daughters to love themselves more
I always thought the perfect guy was a dream. Someone who was made up in a movie or a book. But I realize even more so on this Valentine’s Day that my perfect man is you
Kiss me. Hug me. Love me. The same quantity of those sweetest things I will return as soon as possible. Happy Valentine’s Day my prince charming!
Candy, flowers and cards are great. But having you as my boyfriend is simply the best. Happy Valentine’s to the world’s greatest boyfriend!
FACTS ABOUT BOYS
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•They Pretend a lot
•They Know how to make a gal stupid
•They are players
•They don’t keep their promises
•They are liar’s
•They are Heartbreakers
•They don’t trust too much
•They don’t love much
•They don’t know what they love when it comes to girls
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True or False ?
My boyfriend lost his job yesterday.
Should I run away now or wait a bit
Hi I’m Lillian Dube, I’m a proud ambassador for clientele , I’m also a mother, grandmother, with three beautiful grandchildren, I remember going to uncles funeral as a child, and being so embarrassed Because there was no money, we had to beg and borrow just for basics, I promised myself that will never happen at my funeral I got a life cover. Please listen, this is very important, if you don’t have a life cover, get it today. It is easy and the premiums are affordable. SMS now, look at the number, I know the number is always there..”HaHa”
Baby .. i Don’t Like Your Mom ,
if You Really Love Me Stop Sending Her Money” 😳😱
Reply As A Husband ?
Teacher Ask A Question To Santa.
Teacher: “What Is 5 Plus 4?”
Santa: “9”
Teacher: “And What Is 4 Plus 5?”
Santa: “Are You Trying To Fool Me, You’ve Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6.“
मर्द एक समंदर कि तरह है जिसमें
उसकी औरत शार्क बनकर रहना चाहती है
जबकि मर्द चाहता है
कि उसमें और भी मछलियाँ रहें ।
*पाकिस्तानियो की हिम्मत की दाद देनी पड़ेगी की
चीनियों की बंदूख चीनियों का पैसा और
चीनी दूतावास पर ही गोलीबारी कर दिए है..*
भलाई का तो ज़माना ही नहीं🤥🤥 है…
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कल एक दोस्त🤝 को नाली🍷🍷👇👇🍷 से उठाकर उसके घर पे छोड़ा…
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और उसकी वाइफ बोली- 👩🏻
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*क्या भाई साहब, इनकी चप्पल कहाँ छोड़ आये?*