Uma ngikuboleka imali electronically, ngicela nawe uyibuyise electronically.

Phela nina ave niloya!

Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”

Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”

UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”

Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje.

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Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”

Shhh… Ngiyakuhlebela, ungatsheli muntu.

Kuthiwa January ama-Facebook comedians azophunyelwa izimali

“Sanibonani evrandi!”

Kusho mina ngidlula ekhaya ngoDisemba

Ungene nomuntu wakho kubo kuvele kuhlekwe
naye ahleke athi benginitshelile.