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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”
Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje. 😐
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Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”
Shhh… Ngiyakuhlebela, ungatsheli muntu.
Kuthiwa January ama-Facebook comedians azophunyelwa izimali
“Sanibonani evrandi!” 🙋🏽♂️
Kusho mina ngidlula ekhaya ngoDisemba
Maar pina tsa Sho Majozi adi bad…
Net di nyaka odi jivele o tshwere grandpa kamo potleng😂😂😂tji tji tji
Casper’s closest friends spent 20k buying tickets to support him, Riky Rick just spent 20k on tickets as well today. Black Coffee promised to spend 20k each week buying tickets making sure the stadium gets filled up. Wena you organize an event all your closest friends expect free VVIP Tickets from you and to even give them extra ticket for their girlfriend. Check the people you associate yourself with mate
Ungene nomuntu wakho kubo kuvele kuhlekwe
naye ahleke athi benginitshelile.
When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew it.
In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.
In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.
Bathong… Kopa re fasaneng tuu🙏 Hape nna gaketlo ya December kesna motho 😴
O sare wa fakaza nyana ka family meeting o kwe bare “Wena homola are boleli ka jwala mo” 💔😩🚮😂😩
In a black household you can’t just leave, you have to cook or clean something in exchange for your absence. 🤣🤞🏽
“Etsene? “Eya
“E tona?” Eya
“Wae feeler?” Eya
“Ke yone kgale we batla?” Eya
“Etsene sentle o sure?” Eya
😔😔bashimane bako Sportscene le dipotso tse di bokete motho ha reka takkie