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What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?* ..

1.The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money,
bag,
watch,
gold chain etc.
But,
The *Political Thief* steals your future,
career,
education,
health and business!

2. The hilarious part is: ..
The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob.
But, you yourself choose the *Political Thief* to rob you.

3. The most ironic one: ..
Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief.*
But,
Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*
That’s the travesty and irony of our current society!
And,
we blindly say we are not blind!

👍 🤦🏿‍♂Too good not to share..



*Kuna cousin yangu amepata 50 out of 500. KCPE. Tunangojea alale tuhame.* Sa hii tuko maombi kwao.
Huyu amaweka family kwa kizungumkuti.

Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi
Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!!
Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa
kwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa
RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka !!!
.
.Panya WA 1 na 2 wakazimia😆😆😆😆😆
Panya wa 3 huwa hapendi ujinga kabisa

90% of Africans can’t swim. They just walk around the pool like invigilators.


*After KCPE Results*

*Dad:* how’s the results

*Son:* INEOS daddy

*Dad:* whats that ??

*Son:* 159

*Dad:* whaaat??
*Son:* Kipchoge
*Dad:* You mean?
*Son:* No human is limited.

“If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his mother and tell her he’s dead. You can’t be crying alone girl.
She must also feel the pain for not raising him well”


Mimi natoka Murang’a….mwalimu wetu aliniuliza, wazimu ,how do you call mosquitoes in ur language? Nikasema we dont call them, they come by themselves..akaniambia sitaenda mbali na sahii nko naivasha…….. Nataka nifike eldoret nimpigie simu nimwambie niko mbali sana 😂


“Umakoti Ngowethu Siyavuma”
Igcina laphoke ✋.!! Leyokuthi
“Uzoniwashela Aniphekele” Udoti
Senihlanyela Umkami

Sibemnandi😋 isdudla kubengathi ungavel’umemeze uthi “ekabani leGumbafaya”😀😀

Her:Bbe I truly love you😍
Me: How do you know its love?😕
Her: Because when I think of you I can’t breath
Me:Nah maybe it’s ASTHMA


Bongekile Ungena Police Station Ubona Sthombe Odongeni Sbhalwe “Wanted”

Bongekile : Isigebengu Lesi ?!?
Police : Yebo

Bongekile : Manje Niyamfuna ?!?

Police (Esholo Phezulu) Yebo Uyaz Singamthola Kuphi ?!?
Bongekile : Angmaz Nokmazi Bengfuna Ukbuza Ukuthi Animubambanga Ngani Ngenkathi Nimushutha.


– nibanjwe inkunzi uhamba noBae😣 umuzwe esethi ” thathani neWeave imenza isfebe”


Uclean, Uwashe, Upheke, Indoda Yakho Ihleli Embhedeni I Chat Nobambo Lwayo… Kodwa Ke Qhubekani 😂

So uSho Madjozi bekeye America enxibe la tight e orange? 😒
Laze lasihlaza ishangane

AWUYEKE UHLALE USIBALISELA ✋ AWUSUKUME ‘FEBE’ NAWE NJENGEZINYE IZINGAN😏