What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?* ..
1.The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money,
bag,
watch,
gold chain etc.
But,
The *Political Thief* steals your future,
career,
education,
health and business!
2. The hilarious part is: ..
The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob.
But, you yourself choose the *Political Thief* to rob you.
3. The most ironic one: ..
Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief.*
But,
Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*
That’s the travesty and irony of our current society!
And,
we blindly say we are not blind!
Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi
Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!!
Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa
kwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa
RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka !!!
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.Panya WA 1 na 2 wakazimia
Panya wa 3 huwa hapendi ujinga kabisa
“If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his mother and tell her he’s dead. You can’t be crying alone girl.
She must also feel the pain for not raising him well”
Mimi natoka Murang’a….mwalimu wetu aliniuliza, wazimu ,how do you call mosquitoes in ur language? Nikasema we dont call them, they come by themselves..akaniambia sitaenda mbali na sahii nko naivasha…….. Nataka nifike eldoret nimpigie simu nimwambie niko mbali sana
Too good not to share..
.!! Leyokuthi
isdudla kubengathi ungavel’umemeze uthi “ekabani leGumbafaya”
umuzwe esethi ” thathani neWeave imenza isfebe” 
