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Umuntu wakho akakuphi isikhathi? Woza kimi.

08:30



Hhayi bo! Nisho ukuthi kuzosiphinda yini nakulo nyaka ukuthi uKhisimusi ube mhla ka-25 December?


We are a sad generation with happy pictures.

Goodnight 🌃


Let us always meet each other with smile,
for the smile is the beginning of love.


Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons

Noko was with his girlfriend in cinema and suddenly
he fell asleep.
After a while he woke up and shouted: “My d**k!”:ooh
[ Everyone was surprised, He continued: “Where is my
d**k?” Someone has cut my d**k !Oh God, what have I
done!?”
The embarrassed girlfriend said: “Shut up you idiot!
Your hand is in my panty stupid

One day, the phone rang, and Noko answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The police.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko: They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The firemen.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: So let me get this straight — your
parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but
they’re all busy? What are they doing?
Noko : Looking for me


never hide your bad side to make someone stay,
show your bad side and see who can stay.


Be the person you wish someone else would be for you. Get up early so you can go get your coffee from your favourite coffee shop on your way to work. Pick yourself back up when you fall down. Be soft and guide yourself out of the dark places you fall into within your mind. Stop waiting for someone else to come into your life before you start living it. Stop assuming that being single is a storm that you have to wait out until someone comes along to pull you out of it. Get to know yourself. Learn to enjoy spending time by yourself. Be so in love with the life you have made for yourself, so that when someone does come along, you’ll have no doubts about whether you’re in love with them or in love with the idea of not being alone. Because being alone won’t frighten you anymore. Because you’ll know that being alone will be better than being with the wrong person. Because you’ll have learned that being alone will help you choose the person who’s right for your heart. And after everything you’ve overcome, that’s what you deserve.”


Stop saying “sorry” after hurting someone.
Your sorry can’t remove pain.

You deserve to fall in love with someone who will thank God everyday for having you.

Someone who will treat you like a blessing, and not a burden.

Someone who will constantly make you laugh and wipe away all your tears.

Always know what you deserve.

Don’t settle.