Dating a 200m kids
Him: Bbe Can I see u today
Her: Tsi Tsi tsi Jooooohn Ceeeeeena tsi tsi
Him: What that now????
Her: You cant see me!!
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Don’t lose hope. When the SUN goes down,
the STARS come out
Good Morning
Luck is not in your hands..
But decision is in your hands
Your decision can make luck,
but luck can never make your decision.
So always trust yourself.
Have a nice day
Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too.
They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
Happiness keeps you Sweet!!
Trials keeps you Strong!!
Sorrows keeps you Human!!
Failure keeps you Humble!!
Success keeps you Glowing!!
But only,
Faith keeps you Going.~~~~~
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Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life,
while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life..
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A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead dreams of flying. But, A pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse dreams of returning home.
That’s life!!
Enjoy yours…
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If wealth is the secret to happiness,
then the rich should be dancing on the streets.But only poor kids do that.
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If power ensures security, then VIPs should walk unguarded.
But those who live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships then celebrities should have the best marriages.
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Live simply.
Walk humbly.
and love genuinely..!
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Above all these : love and have Faith in God for He is the owner of everything.
True or false? ?????
Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note
If you ask me how long
I’ll be your friend ?
My answer will be …
I don’t know because
I really don’t know
which one is longer. ..
Forever or Always ..
After taking photos, the photographer says to the school headmaster “these will cost $250”
*headmaster to teachers: “tell the pupils to bring $2 each for the photos”
*teachers to pupils: “tell yo parents that we want $5 for the photos”
*pupils to parents: “mummy,the teacher said
we shud take $10 for the school photos”
*mother to husband: “honey, these money hungry schools. ..imagine junior’s teacher told him to take $30 for the school photo”
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And u think corruption will end???
Qualities that a woman looks for in a man
(1)brave
(2)intelligent
(3)gentle
(4)polite
(5)emotional
(6)nice
(7)innovative
(8)successful…….
put all de first letters together and send me what you got…..
Take the good with the bad,
smile when you are sad,
love what you’ve got and remember what you had.
Always forgive but not forget,
learn from your mistakes never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
but just remember, life goes on.
!!!!!!GONE TOO SOON!!!!!!
It is my great sympathy to inform u about the death of our beloved friend and well known gentleman called Mr. 2017 he survived with 12 wives(months), 52 children(weeks) and 365 grand children (days). funeral will take place on Sunday 31st December at 23 59 hrs for more information contact pastor January on phone number 01 01 2018 have a wonderful festive SEASON……….
“In our neighbourhood there was a woman who used to steal a lot,she stole everything she came accross.
One day she got sick and went to the doctor,the doctor left her in his room for few minutes.as per her habits,she thought “What can i steal?”
Luckly there was meat on a tupperware on the table and she ate all of it,thinking it was BiltoN.
When the Doctor returned,he noticed that the tupperware was empty and asked her:”Didn’t u see the Foreskins of the boys I’ve just cut This Morning??
A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 AM & is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health.”
*Police:* Really….??? Sounds interesting… Who is giving that lecture at this time of night???
*Man replies*, “My wife!!!”
For this coming new year I am not wishing anybody anything:
– If you want health, see the Doctor;
– If you want money, go to work;
– If you want a lover, be honest and sincere in your relationships;
– If you want success, be patient and perseverant;
– If you want happiness, make your neighbours happy.
Please I am sorry, excuse me.
Let each and everyone be responsible in 2018.
How long have you been holding all those words in your head,
hoping to use them?
Often in life we forget the things we should remember
and remember the things we should forget.
