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Abaphuzayo baphuze fast, uDisemba uyaphela next week!



Ayikho indoda eyenzana i-profile picture, ngaphandle uma wena nonyoko nazi ukuthi nayenzani ingane yabantu. ๐Ÿค”

Ukufunda incwadi phansi kwesihlahla kuhle, kodwa kubuhlungu kwisihlahla sikubona uphethe umngani waso ngesandla.


Ma-2000, aniwakhumbuli nje la maxoki uma esethi: “Umsindo wenu ngiwuzwa ngile e-staff room!” ๐Ÿ˜

I accept you, every single thing that makes you who you are, from now until the end of time.


Make up tse dingwe di shota fela ka
“Robala ka kgotso Mokwena”…


Lerotela Banyana, le rotela mabota, le Rotela di seat tsa Toilet๐Ÿ’ le dronka ke”Marete” neh ๐Ÿ˜’

Please buy your fruit and vegetables from street vendors it’s hot and they loose their capital for unsold stuff it’s perishables.

Mmereko wa MC ke gote introducer le go introducer DJs le event

Tse tsabodi”dlala ka lerao ko morago”enoba machila Fela๐Ÿ˜‘


O mpone ke nwa byala o mpolaye maabane ke kokotile from 1 to 5 ya Masa ke lebetse gore I’m home alone


Whites: “The Expendables.”

Blacks: ” Le movie enezโ€™tarring zodwa.”

Angilele ngiyacabanga la, ubani owake wezwa iphoyisa linuka i-perfume? Or umthetho awuvumi?


“Hlala phansi, angeke ufe uma ungayanga lapho!” ๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Lapho mina ngiyezwa ukuthi ngizofa. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Sekufe 4 wamapleti ๐Ÿฝ kamama ekhishini, phela u”Nails done” ubegeza izitsha.

Konje kusasa kuqala ama-advert kaBack To School? ๐Ÿค”

Pep noJet kade balulinda lolu suku.