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CHRISTMAS HLAYA #2
USthera wayesanda kuthola ilicense yakhe yokushayela wase enquma ukucela kubaba wakhe ukuthi amthengele imoto kube yisipho sakhe sikaKhisimusi – kwakusasele izinyanga ngaphambi kukaKhisimusi.
“Kulungile,” kusho ubaba wakhe, “kodwa ngifuna kube nezinto ongenzela zona kuqala. Uma ungathola o-A ezifundweni zakho, ulikhuthalele iBhayibheli bese ugunda lama dlodlombiya ezinwele zakho mhlawumbe ngingasicabangisisa isicelo sakho.”
Kwadlula izinyangana, wabuyela kuyise uSthera.
“Kuyangithokozisa ukubona ukuthi ezifundweni zakho ushaya ngo-straight A’s ndodana, futhi nezifundo zakho zeBhayibheli ziyagculisa. Yize kunjalo, ngiyadumala ngezinwele zakho ongakazigundi.”
Ngoba uSthera wayeyinsizwa ezihlakaniphele futhi enezimpendulo kuyo yonke imibuzo waphendula uyise wathi: “Buka la baba, ezifundweni zami zeBhayibheli ngiqaphelile ukuthi emifanekisweni kaJesu, Moses, Samson kanjalo noJona uMbhabhadisi, bonke babenezinwele ezinkulu.”
“Yebo ngiyakwazi lokho,” kuphendula uyise, “kodwa uqaphelile ukuthi babehamba ngezinyawo noma ngabe beya kuphi?”
CHRISTMAS HLAYA
Abaningi abazi ukuthi uDombi unkosikazi kaThibhoz wathola uMgwaja bengakashadi. Wayeneminyaka engu-16 uDombi ngenkathi umama wakhe eya naye kwadokotela. Wayekhala ethi uyagula uDombi.
“Yebo-ke mama, ngabe yini inkinga?” kubuza udokotela.
“Yindodakazi yami egulayo dokotela,” kuchaza umama kaDombi, “uDombi lo usenokuhalela ukudla esingajwayele ukukudla ekhaya, futhi usekhuluphele mumva nje futhi ungitshela nokuthi uzizwa engaphilile njalo ekuseni.”
Axilonge uDombi udokotela. Uthe lapho eseqedile, waphendukela kumama kaDombi wathi, “Angazi ngizokutshela kanjani lokhu mama, kodwa indodakazi yakho kubukeka sengathi ikhulelwe. Zine izinyanga uma ngibheka nje.”
“Ukhulelwe? Kanjani? Akakaze ashiywa yedwa nomuntu wesilisa! Ngabe ukhulelwe ngempela Dombi mntanami?”
Athi uDombi, “Cha mama, angikaze ngayiqabula ngisho ukuyiqabula indoda!”
Udokotela ahambe aye efasteleni, alunguze ngaphandle kuze kuphele cishe imizuzu emihlanu yonke. Ekugcineni aze akhulume umama kaDombi athi, “Ingabe kukhona okungahambi kahle dokotela, lapho ngaphandle?”
Aphendule udokotela, “Cha, akukho mama. Ukuthi nje ngesikhathi igcina ukwenzeka into enjengalena, kwavela inkanyezi empumalanga kanye namadoda amathathu ngaleya kwentaba. Angifuni ukuphuthelwa this time!”
*I’m hosting a party*
*Free food🥞🍔*
*Free Alcohol*🍷🥂🍻
*Entrance: Your Grade 1 report*
😂😂😂
Ulale nomzulu wakho Omuhle
Uvuke ne- Venda
Fuseg make up✋
Manje wena nkunzi nakulo khisimusi uyophekelwa abafazi babafowenu?
Awusemdala!!!! Ngisho wena, don’t scroll down zinzwane zenja
If your husband left yesterday and he just came home today…just know he is one of the men from east who were following the star.
THE THREE COMMANDMENTS OF CHRISTMAS:
1. If you can’t affhord NEW CLOTHES, wear the ones you already have. It’s JESUS’ birthday and not yours. You mustn’t ‘out dress’ the celebrant.
2. If you can’t afford the kind of FOOD you want, eat what you have and move on. If you don’t tell people what you ate, no one knows. ‘belle no get show glass’.
3. If you don’t have the means to TRAVEL, stay where you are. JESUS wasn’t born in your village afterall. And your village isn’t the appointed place for His birthday celebration either. Any villager who is desperately bent on seeing you, should come look for you where you are.
Of all the things he said, “Do in remembrance of me”, CHRISTMAS wasn’t one of them.
Take life easy and don’t stress yourself.
Just my advice😍🥰♥ Wishing you all Happy New year in Advance🌲
” I drink when there is an event or only festive.”
Good for you. 🤚🏽 🙄
Why do you tell me that you drink
when there is free alcohol? 🤨
Bese niyeka ukushutha eduze kwezimoto zabantu, nizothakathelwa ubala.
Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎
Nithi nisahlezi kahle ebumnandini, kuphathiswe umuntu wakho ibhodlela, abuye engaliphethe athi: “Kuthiwa kushoda u-R4.”
Ubhlokhe uSphelele abuye senguPerpendicular Pelepele The Unblockable Pels.
Ngiyavuma nizongiphuzisa namuhla, kodwa musani ukungisabisa ngokuthi: “Sizokushiya uma uphapha
Mina angeke ngikhontrolwe yikhalenda, never! 🤚🏽
Futhi nje, happy Valentine’s Day bathandi bamahlaya esiZulu.
UTira uthi uzovula iqembu lakhe likamaskandi next year, AmaTira Amahle.