Aku blue ticker ubbe uzizwe ngathi awuyifakanga kahle iSim Card

Mxm Yazi ngibone sengiqendile ukugeza ukuthi angiwathelanga amanzi

Uma ebulala ICockroach ngesi chathulo , uyi gay lowo

Indoda yangempela ifaka emlomeni idle

Kanti loMjitha ocula iJerusalema uyintombazane

Umuntu umcele amanzi kulo Disemba avele alethe wona ngempela.

La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year!

Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.

WHITES: “I don’t have any kids.”

BLACKS: “Anginanja, anginakati mina!”

“Asihambe ngiyo-charger ifoni.”

Jikijiki, use-charger nami

Ungcono wena, uSathane wafika kuwe ehamba ngePolo, mina ngamsukela ku-inbox ezithulele uSathane wabantu.

Uma ngiphosta ihlaya elibhuquzisayo:

Normal people –
Slow learner –

As from 2020, emingcwabeni kuzomele kubhalwe kwi-program ‘Ozokhulumela Ababemkhuza’.

Akubona bonke abebelungile besaphila.

“It’s been business doing pleasure with you, come again.” Kwazisholo umahosha emva ‘komsebenzi’.

Jumpsuit iphuma nawo umzimba kaSdumo, or niwu-order eceleni?

“Mhla waw’shiya mina, wawuthembeni na?”

Sekubuza ikhabishi ngoJanuary.

Asisakwazi ‘nokuzimeteza’, izivakashi zigcwele wonke amakamelo.

Awani amaqhoks ube umude sisi? Uyoze ushayiswe ibhanoyi!