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Mxm😏 Yazi ngibone sengiqendile ukugeza🛀 ukuthi angiwathelanga amanzi
Uma ebulala ICockroach ngesi chathulo 👞 , uyi gay lowo
Indoda yangempela ifaka emlomeni idle😂
Kanti loMjitha ocula iJerusalema uyintombazane🙆
Umuntu umcele amanzi kulo Disemba avele alethe wona ngempela.
La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
WHITES: “I don’t have any kids.”
BLACKS: “Anginanja, anginakati mina!”
“Asihambe ngiyo-charger ifoni.”
Jikijiki, use-charger nami
Ungcono wena, uSathane wafika kuwe ehamba ngePolo, mina ngamsukela ku-inbox ezithulele uSathane wabantu.
Uma ngiphosta ihlaya elibhuquzisayo:
Normal people – 😂
Slow learner – 👍🏽
As from 2020, emingcwabeni kuzomele kubhalwe kwi-program ‘Ozokhulumela Ababemkhuza’.
Akubona bonke abebelungile besaphila.
“It’s been business doing pleasure with you, come again.” Kwazisholo umahosha emva ‘komsebenzi’.
Jumpsuit iphuma nawo umzimba kaSdumo, or niwu-order eceleni? 🤔
“Mhla waw’shiya mina, wawuthembeni na?” 🤔
Sekubuza ikhabishi ngoJanuary.
Asisakwazi ‘nokuzimeteza’, izivakashi zigcwele wonke amakamelo.
Awani amaqhoks 👠 ube umude sisi? 🤔 Uyoze ushayiswe ibhanoyi! ✈️