Mina angidlali nje, iskhova ngisbuka👀 size sithi
“Ohk😒,,, ngthunywe ugogo kaSindi”
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Ibhodwe elino mshudo ngaqala ukulibona kwa “Dlamini”
Mbali : Babe where is the remote?
Mlungisi : Kaizer Chiefs
Mbali : Where?
Mlungisi : On top of the table😂😂😂😂😂
KZN police 👮: freeze
Xhosa police 👮:godola kwedin
Shuthi iyathelelana lento yabakaCele yokuhlafuna iyoghurt nomapholoba sebeqalile
Imagine you are a parent, your daughter is in form 3 and she is going to school. You escorts her to the bus station and after 3 hrs you are told that the bus she was in has had an accident and no one has survived. As you are making funeral arrangements you get a call from your daughter saying ” mom, I was not on that bus, my boyfriend insisted I spend two days at his house before I go” What would you do as a parent? How would you feel?
Futhi-ke eyami inkolo ayingivumeli ukuthi ngi-celebrate i-Valentine’s Day, 😙 infact Hommmmm…
Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲
Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga.
Wake wawuzwa u “Nxa” womuntu ohola ngezi-25? Ey, ave bephila labo bantu nomoya wabo omuhle. 👏
Nibosipha phela ama-matching outfits uma ucu selugqashukile
“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!” 😊
Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.
Ngisacela ukubuza kula majita alala ngeskhindi sebhola, sithini i-score?
Uma ekhaya kini nisaseneMayonnaise yangoDisemba, cha niyizigwili, futhi nje nithwele! 😏
Ngithule ngiyabuka. ✋🏼
Ikhwapha liyashefwa lifakwe i roll-on, not i-emoji! Niyezwa?
Uhlanze kahle ikamelo, upheke, qede uyoboleka i-laptop ngo-R80 ajike umuntu wakhona athi akasezi.
Yeka i-pride ucele bakushuthise, 📸 uyeke izithombe zeMobicel ezifiphele engathi iphupho.