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asiye funzwa na mamaye babake ni mwalimu



The reason why you don’t know some of your relatives is because you are not rich,
make money and see them introducing themselves.

My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling for s** and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy……

Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe

Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe✋


Good morning .😍😍

If your boyfriend gives you money please keep it to yourself, don’t come and confuse our girlfriends PLEASE…😑😑😑

Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga. 😐


Uthi usazilalele🛋️Kahle Kusofa Uzwe
🤶 “Vuka Uyolala”
Aibo Kanti Ngenzani La Bakithi🤦🏽‍♂️ Eyi ngoba futhi!😒


Lalelani If you are fasting for 21 days, yet you still don’t love others, are bitter, angry, unforgiving, lie & gossip🙄… Please just eat. 🤐

To Qualify to study at DUT udinga amaPoints angaphezulu kancane nje kwawePirates bese aweKaizer awokungena eMedical School 😁😁😜

“I Love You” is enough!! 🙌🙌Labo Deeper than the Ocean ke angazi abani bakithi, muntu sengaze lunywe oshaka 😂🤣


Umuntu skhule naye eyivila, kodwa mangabe eseyiphara adlule ngakini ethwele I Quantum


Bakwethu lento yokuhleka abantu abangasazi isngisi ayikho unfair guys🤦‍♂️

Ku Wrong Yin Ukumisa usisi Umbuze Ukuthi

🤷‍♂️”Akekho Yin Umngani Wakho Ongcono Kunawe”😏


Ake nime kancane ngendaba ye Eskom loadshedding ….😏

🤔Lekelelani la,, Uvaselin awulthosi iklabishi? 🙆‍♂️

Sishiswa yilanga lelisonto lonke nje uNkulunkulu udinwe izono zenu mantombazane

Advice me please

😒Ngabe kuwrong ukugqoka izimpahla zikamufi esaphila? 😏🤷‍♂️