Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room.
The Little Girl Started Crying.
Little Boy Asked Her: “Why Are You Crying?”
The Girl Said: “I’m Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger”
The Little Boy Too Started Crying.
Girl: “Now Why Are You Crying?”
Boy: “I’m Here For The Urine Test“
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1. Newton’s Method – Allow The Tiger To Catch You & Catch The Tiger
2. Einstein’s Method – Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired And Then Catch It.
3. Police Method – Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Its A Tiger
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What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions
Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car
And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry
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Just remember, when you think all is lost, the future remains.”
– Dr. Robert H. Goddard
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Worrying is wasting energy on the things you can’t control. Leave everything in God’s hand. Think less, pray more
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ADVICE FROM AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN! IT IS A TRUE PRICELESS MASTER PIECE!
Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye.
Don’t expect life to be fair, just stay positive
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that he has.
When playing games with children, let them win.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
When someone hugs you, let him be the first to let go.
Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
Live your life so that your epitaph could read, NO REGRETS.
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
Never waste an opportunity to tell people you love them.
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
Count your blessings.
Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with PEOPLE. That is emotional intelligence.
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A very good morning to all of you, have a blessed day
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Good morning-
Like the sunshine in the morning,
May this brighten your day
and remind you that you’re thought of in a very warm way.
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A girl at a boarding school texts her father….
“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a school want u to paid the school fins all else i will not going to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”
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Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a witch doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”
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The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting
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The patient went to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a bus pass…
Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park,
and once into the symphony.
He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.
One day, he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.
And to top it all
One day the doctor’s pen was not working. He made few scratches on the back of his prescription
And the chemist dispensed it.😀😀😀
Off course doctor was MALE
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If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead & you are actually calling from the accident scene….. then switch off that phone.You can not be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.
Witch craft
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Not everyone has to like you.
Not everyone has good taste
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TIP OF THE DAY; Delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself or your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, just try to forget about them. You’re better off, remember ur worth & don’t settle.
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Surround yourself with people that push you to do and be better. No drama or negativity. Just higher goals and higher motivation. Good times and positive energy. No jealousy or hate. Simply bringing out the absolute best in each other
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S – See your goal
U – Understand the obstacles
C – Create a positive mental picture
C – Clear your mind of self-doubt
E – Embrace all challenges
S – Sacrifice free time
S – Show the world you can do it
F – Feed your focus
U – Utilize all opportunities
L – Learn from all failures
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Whatever is worrying you right now, forget about it. Take a deep breath, stay positive and know that God will make things get better
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Son: My fathers name is Laughing and my mothers name is Smilling
Teacher: You must be Kidding
Son: No, that my sisters name,I’m joking!!!
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