La bantu bama-serious relationship angeke ubezwe bekhuluma ngeValentine’s Day, kodwa le genge yama piece job…

Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.”
Mina: “How old are you, boy?”
👶🏽: “Blue.”

Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”

Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”

Mina: 🚶🏽

Uma ngingafunzwanga istubheli 🍓 this year, ngiyayeka ukujola. Kuyoba nini umuntu ehleshulelwa ummbila? 🌽

Ngikubona konke nje, uyayicabanga kodwa i-pain ezwiwa yi-slay queen sakwaNgubane uma siyokwenza izinzipho? 💅

Phela i-Valentine’s Day akuyona i-Women’s Day, nathi siyazifuna izipho.

Kanti idlalwa kanjani le nto ye-Valentine’s?

Kahle kahle leli gama elithi ‘Conference’ selinesdinyana nje la kuFacebook, kodwa ngoba ningamajita ami, ngizobekezela. 😕

Angikaze ngivalwe amehlo ngihanjiswe kancane kuthiwe: “Ta-Da!”
Bese ngikhonjiswa 3 boxes weHeineken.

Babiza isangoma ngogogo, kodwa thina uma sibiza uPastor wethu ngoDaddy or Papa they catch feelings. 😐

Your children Lord.