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There’s nothing as heavy like a packet of cond**s after buying them and she switch off her phone.It feels like you’re carrying a sack of cement…
Mamako anajua unanyonya vutu za kukojoa?
Ushawahi gongewa mlango kwa nguvu ukinyanduana na bae alafu kuenda kufungua unapata ni ule jirani mtiaji amekuja kukuomba chumvi
La bantu bama-serious relationship angeke ubezwe bekhuluma ngeValentine’s Day, kodwa le genge yama piece job…
Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.”
👩🏽🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.”
Mina: “How old are you, boy?”
👶🏽: “Blue.”
Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”
Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”
Mina: 🚶🏽
Mina: “Ngicela ukusala kulaba bantu abamile.”
Taxi Driver: “Uma behamba ngenze njani? Ngibalandele?”
Uma ngingafunzwanga istubheli 🍓 this year, ngiyayeka ukujola. Kuyoba nini umuntu ehleshulelwa ummbila? 🌽
Ngikubona konke nje, uyayicabanga kodwa i-pain ezwiwa yi-slay queen sakwaNgubane uma siyokwenza izinzipho? 💅
Phela i-Valentine’s Day akuyona i-Women’s Day, nathi siyazifuna izipho.
Kanti idlalwa kanjani le nto ye-Valentine’s?
Kahle kahle leli gama elithi ‘Conference’ selinesdinyana nje la kuFacebook, kodwa ngoba ningamajita ami, ngizobekezela. 😕
Angikaze ngivalwe amehlo ngihanjiswe kancane kuthiwe: “Ta-Da!”
Bese ngikhonjiswa 3 boxes weHeineken.
Babiza isangoma ngogogo, kodwa thina uma sibiza uPastor wethu ngoDaddy or Papa they catch feelings. 😐
Your children Lord.
Husband borrowed $250 from wife.
After a few days he again borrowed $250
Seeing some money in husband’s wallet, she asked husband to return the money
When asked how much, wife said that he owes her $4100.
On request of the breakdown, below is working given by wife💁🏻.
1). $2 5 0
2). $2 5 0
*Total $4 10 0*
Husband is still finding the school where she learned Maths.
🙄🤔🥴😷🤗🤭
Breaking news.
Chinese president has finally spoken on the “CORONA VIRUS” in china he said ↣↣↣Shaici ting yang teng wena feng lemise Dong fong ‘hong choo la’ ,Jiehang zhing cho
Yanghi Xanghi…….xauhn shei Huang chongle
I agree with him because it’s for our own good as Africans😜😜