Valentine’s Day eyama-2000.

Nina ma-70s, 80s & 90s kune-meeting yama-RDP ngezi-14.

“So, niyaye nenze njani kuma-situation anje?”

Kubuza mina ngicaba ithambo eSpur ikhadi seli-decline okwesi-4.

Kade ngaqala ukupheka ngeRajah, kodwa ubaba Ndlovu akafiki ekhaya.

Kanti what am I doing wrong?

Ngisacela ukuthatha leli thuba bangani ngihambe nalo. 🙏🏼

“Ngena wena omncane e-backseat.”

Lapho zikulindile izindlovu ezintathu.

“Ngizovele ngimithe phela!” is very important uma bengafuni ukukwenzela i-21st.

Uma igama lakho kunguZanele, ungalilahli ithemba. One day nawe uyoba ne-tarven uyiqambe ngokuthi yiKwaMaZet.

Uma igama lakho kunguNokwazi Madonsela, uhlala Osizweni, abangani bakho baplana ukukwenzela i-surprise party ngoMgqibelo. Ngizwe la eNando’s bexoxa.

“Amantombazane azozizela.” Kusho ugogo 👵🏿 egunda umntanami ngeskero.

Liwe ibele, i-tattoo ye-butterfly 🦋 iphenduke ilulwane.

USuper wayebuka iplazi likaMathayi, kwakunensimu enkulu kutshalwe kuyo utamatisi.
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“Bab’uMathayi, ungangidayisela loya tamatisi uma ngikunikeza ishumi?” kwakubuza uSuper ekhomba utamatisi omkhulu ovuthiwe.
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“Cha,” kuphendula uMathayi, “angeke kulunge mfana kaMdelwa. Uyabona ngaloya tamatisi, ngizothola R2-50 ngoba mkhulu futhi usuvuthiwe.”
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USuper abone utamatisi oluhlaza, “Ungangidayisela loya tamatisi ngeshumi?”
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“Yebo,” kuphendula uMathayi, “Ngingakudayisela wona ngesihlanu.”
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“Kulungile,” kwasho uSuper ebeka isihlanu esandleni sikaMathayi, “Ngizobuya ngeviki elizayo ngizowulanda.”

Ngenye imini ngadelela omunye ubhuti edlula estradini kanti ugogo uyangibona, wavele wathi: “Ngena umshaye mntanami!

Bazokuxaka eMzansi, umuntu ahambe ayobhala i-test ye-learner’s licence ashiye imoto yakhe kwi-parking.

Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”