Skebhe : hello, how much is hand job only?
Prostitute : R50 you want some honey boo
Skebhe : no! no! I’m just curious, how much I save when I do it my self
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Stop waiting for one Day.
Today is the Day– Bang-Bang………
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When you learn to accept instead of expect,
you’ll have fewer disappointments……
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A failure is a success only if you
learn from the mistakes you did..
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Life is so much better when you stop caring
about what everyone thinks,
and start to actually live for yourself…
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Life is like riding a bicycle.
To keep your balance,
you must keep moving….
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my life is like a football game- when i feel my life is going to get the goal some people kick me toward other goal and this way life goes on still finding the goal…..
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my life is like a football game- when i feel my life is going to get the goal some people kick me toward other goal and this way life goes on still finding the goal…..
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You can’t force people to stay in your life.
Staying is a choice, so be thankful for people who choose you….
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Don’t say we are not right for each other.
The way I see it,
we are not right for anybody else.
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Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas
Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!
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Man is at his best when doing what
he loves most and at his worst when doing nothing.
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm into two places
then he told me to stop going to those places again!!!
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Why does the Guy on the passenger’s seat
always talk more than the Driver?
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Don’t lose hope. When the SUN goes down,
the STARS come out
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When you see a person without a smile,
give them yours
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