Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher…
Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?
Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.
Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?
Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.
Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?
Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?
syempre umalis na po.
Common sense naman mam!
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Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,
tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!
Juan: Ohh, totoo?
Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!
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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,
kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip
ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!
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*Did you know*
A boiled cabbage has higher nutrients than 3 pieces of chicken
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Am not a prophet but I can prophecy, you are still using a 2017 toothbrush ,clothes ,shoes true or false
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किम जोंग – Nuclear Launch Button is always on my desk.
मोदी – मोबाइल भी डेस्क पर ही रखा कर भाई, व्हाट्सएप पर मेरे गुड मॉर्निंग का रिप्लाय नही किया तूने !
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No one knows what he can do until he tries
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If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy.
If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing.
If she’s worth it, you won’t give up.
If you give up, you’re not worthy.
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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
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Failure is always temporary,
only giving up makes it permanent.
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Time is the coin of life.
Only you can determine how it will be spent.
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It isn’t always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s –
That’s because she changes it more often.
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Ey Lona I Saw Two Lesbians At Pic’nPay
Buying A Cucumber And I Smiled
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Now that you are sober, probably broke, likely in debt & the only thing that you are able to PAY is attention, I can now safely say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE PHEZU KOMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali.
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Yaz lensangu ya KwaMashu
angiyizwa kahle aybambani
SENZO :Happy Valentines Day
guy😘
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