Madness is when you put a girl on profile pic
while others put her on bed .

10 BIGGEST ECONOMIES OF AFRICA 2017
​Rated in US$ Billions​
1. Nigeria :$172
2. South Africa :$166.735
3. Egypt :$78
4. Algeria :$66
5. Lybia :$65
6. Botswana :$22.675
7. Ghana :$20.458
8. Morroco :$18
9. Ivory Coast :$11
10. Madagascar :$6.766

TOP 5 POOREST COUNTRIES OF AFRICA 2017
1. D.R.C
2. Zimbabwe ​Bankrupt​
3. Somalia
4. Eritrea
5. Rwanda

TOP 3 RISING ECONOMIES OF AFRICAN
1. Nigeria
2. Egypt
3. Botswana

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST BILLIONARES 2017
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Egypt
5. Lybia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE HIGHEST CRIME RATE
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. D.R.C
4. Rwanda
5. Ethiopia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST OF ITS CITIZENS LIVING OUTSIDE IT
​Rated in Millions​
1. Zimbabwe :2.6
2. Nigeria :2
3. Somalia :1.6
4. Mozambique :1.456
5. Malawi :1.245

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE BEST LITERACY RATE
1. Zimbabwe
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Gambia
5. Egypt

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH WOMEN WHO BLEACH
1. Nigeria
2. South Africa
3. Bostwana
4. Zambia
5. Namibia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE MOST H.I.V/AIDS CASES 2017
​In % out of 100 of Africa​
1. South Africa :25%
2. Botswana :17.7%
3. Ghana :12%
4. Nigeria :6.6%
5. Zimbabwe :4.2%

TOP 5 MOST CORRUPTED COUNTRIES IN AFRICA
1. South Africa
2. Malawi
3. Nigeria
4. Kenya

Nothing Is More 👶🏿Childish Than
Being Angry At Me For Forgetting
Your Birthday

Did I Give Birth To
You ? 😂

A moment of silence to those girls
Who think their current boyfriends
will marry them

In A Routine Checkup

Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.”

Engineer: “Ok”

Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?”

Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.“

Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.

1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”

2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“

A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”

Nurse: “Why?”

Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“

If she didn’t reply to your text,📲
she’s a hoe and 🙏Jesus saved you
from a💔 heartbreak.

You are short because your father
tried to pull out. The rest of your
height landed on the sheets.

Suppose You Lost Your Pen?

Lost Your Pen – No Pen

No Pen – No Notes

No Notes – No Study

No Study – Fail

Fail – No Diploma

No Diploma – No Work

No Work – No Money

No Money – No Food

No Food – Skinny

Skinny – Ugly

Ugly – No Lover

No Lover – No Marriage

No Marriage – No Children

No Children – Alone

Alone – Depression

Depression – Sickness

Sickness – Death

Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen